Recent content by paranoidhalfbreed

The law of 50/50/90. If ever you are presented with a 50/50 shot to get something right, 90% of the time you will choose wrong.

I have two dogs named Princess Daisy and Yoda and a cat named Link. My wife and I also rescue dogs and give them names while trying to find them homes; so far we've rescued Princess Peach, Bowser, Leia, and Midna. I also got married to Aerith's Theme.

I was raised on Disney and the California park is still the happiest place on Earth for me. I'm a roller coaster/thrill junkie and I still prefer Space Mountain to everything else. Disney owns me and I'm strangely comfortable with it, nice to know I'm not the only pathetic one.

I'm an adolescent holding a human heart. This is probably really bad but hopefully it was entertaining.

My wife.

After Swordfish came out, my navy tech school class and our instructor had a huge discussion about the movie, culminating with a classmate stating, "You guys are forgetting the point of the film: Halle Berry showed her tits. Funny to find others of the same mindset.

Perhaps it is how many things are oddly spelled and how they rhyme that can make you though with English like being thru with a ball you threw through a neighbor's window? Or maybe how more than one mice is not meese but more than one goose is geese? Or the story of the people over there...

Revy from Black Lagoon. People like her just don't exist in real life, which makes her all the more fun. Besides, I agree with her when she calls beer pisswater.

I've gone to comic-con twice dressed as Orgazmo. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgazmo Good times.

Five Iron Frenzy, The Israelites, The Arrogant Sons of Bitches (more like ska-core but still great), Supertones, Save Ferris, Reel Big Fish, Dance Hall Crashers, and No Doubt's first three albums. Ska is awesome and highly underrated.

This is my brother-in-law's story but its worth telling: "Hi, I'm Mark with the Press Enterprise (the local newspaper) wondering if-" "Uh, no thanks, I'm not interested." "But we have a very good deal for you if you subscribe today!!" "Sorry, I just don't read the newspaper." "We run some...

I still use a variation of "that SOB" because I still laugh at the thought of someone reading "You were killed by that SOB." Usually becomes more fun with voice chat.

I've never understood why so many people say the Zelda series needs to change, to me it'd be like the Halo series being something other than an FPS (never played wars, I suck at RTS's). To me, I don't think they've changed the formula much because no matter what, it still manages to be an...

I was going to put something like but you phrased it far better than I could have. Best thing I've heard all day.

If you have a wii, you really can't go wrong with Mario Bros. Wii. It's easy to pick up, difficult to master, and you can play together. Even if she's playing just to spend some time with you, it's almost guaranteed she will like the game for more than just time together. If not that then...