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    Help a newbie multiclass in D&D 3.5

    What ho young lad! There is only one class you will ever need! The mighty Muscle Wizard! Muscle Wizard requirements- Base Strength 13+ Base Constitution 13+ Base Charisma 13+ Arcane Spellcasting 5th level Improved Grapple Improved Unarmed Strike...
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    You can ban any word in the English language... Which is it?

    I'd ban "nigga." Not "******." "Nigga." Simple really. That way those stupid ass bro college kids (white kids) stop using it, rappers lose the ultimate bridge word, and "******" will retain all it's hateful power and remind people why we don't use it in good society.
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    Heteronormaltivity in games

    You guys forget the golden rule. They are fictitious, and therefore you can imagine them any way you like. Case in point: Gears of War. Sure, the developers want you to think they're all manly and hard, but considering the -staggering- amount of man on man action depicted in fan art...
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    Hacker Demonstrates Facebook Exploit On Mark Zuckerberg's Wall

    So you think blackhats won't violate terms of service when they get into systems? Because that's exactly what they do. TOS aren't a deterrent for malicious intent.
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    Poll: Does The GTA5 Map Kind Of Look Like Alfred Hitchcock?

    I say it looks more like Richard M. Nixon...
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    Woman shoots at "ceiling", gets 20 years - the actual story.

    First of all, Zimmerman -did- follow him. How else could he have got into a confrontation with Trayvon? Second, there exists less-lethal methods of subjugation like a stun gun, or mace. Or, if you've got balls use your fists. He's not a cop, therefore why is he rolling around in a car with a...
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    Woman shoots at "ceiling", gets 20 years - the actual story.

    And all Zimmerman did was follow a kid when he was told implicitly not to, approached the kid when he shouldn't have, then busted a cap in his ass because he was too much of a pussy to use his hands. A grown man vs. a kid? And he had to use a weapon? Pussy.
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    Romantic Advice Required

    You seem to think that sex isn't inherently important in a romantic relationship. It's an assumption of course, I can't read your mind. But! Having said that, yes I understand there is a world of difference between the two. However, you don't mate in friendships, just as you don't mate with just...
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    Romantic Advice Required

    To retort, in nature...does not the peacock strut his plumage to convince the lady 'cock that he is in fact the most mactastic feather-daddy who struts the plains? Does not the Warbler sing and learn funky noises as a form of courtship? Just because they do it differently doesn't mean that our...
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    Romantic Advice Required

    Well this thread went off the rails rather quickly, didn't it? On a crazy train.
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    Romantic Advice Required

    Well Mossberg, clearly you have something figured out that I haven't, which clearly entitles you to hostility. That, or you've gotten into character. One or the other. If you were touched by my story, then sir I would recommend you stay away from Twilight because that particular love story of...
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    Romantic Advice Required

    Mossberg Shotty: Least I ain't bullshitting you. Like I said. I don't judge what anyone says about me. Shit happens. "Once you start to realize that the women you "befriend" don't owe you shit, and that you can't win their love through berating them, then you'll be all the better for it."...
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    Romantic Advice Required

    Reading these posts of yours does make me feel better. To be truthful, it took a long time to get myself to the point of being as forward as I am in a romantic situation. I'm not going to burst into a "poo poo pity me" post. The fact of the matter is I've tried to court women in many ways. I...
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    Romantic Advice Required

    So, here I sit, alone in the dark like a lot of us do. I'm not really sure how to start this, but then I don't think any of us really know how. Recently, I made contact with a girl. Let's call her "Roose." Not a very feminine name, but whatever. :D Anyway. I never -met- her per se, but it was...
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    Poll: Could Bioware actually pull off a good Warhammer 40k game?

    I understood you perfectly, but to try and dismiss Dark Eldar's origin story is to disregard a central piece of WH40k fluff AND part of the reason the universe itself is fucked the way it is. Just because it's more "historical" than stories on the individual level does not make it any less...