Recent content by pieguy259

They're not indie any more? Excellent, it's finally OK to hate them.

Yes, it's true, I've cheated. I've been two-timing it with... Dragon Age!

I bought DA:O used. I liked it so much that I bought DAII new, even at a frankly unreasonable price. I bought SR2 used. I liked it so much that I've preordered SR3, even though I'm going to get thoroughly ripped off by EB Games. Jim's point on used games encouraging buying sequels new? Valid.

"I'm gonna blow time apart for you." Oh, Amy.

Ha haha hahahaha! Finally something we get that you don't! *blows raspberry* But seriously, I might consider getting this. Provided it's not upwards of a million bajillion dollars.

You must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

Zombie viruses.

You crazy bastard. Who in their right mind BREEDS those mongrels?!

Look here, drongo, I lost one of my best mates to your precious "vegemite-producing bacteria". He was attacked by five bears the moment he left the clinic.

Drop bear immunisations? Expensive snake oil! I have it on good authority that they're just saline solution. Vegemite behind the ears, or, if you feel more bloodthirsty, a sharp object strapped to your head. That'll sort them out quick smart.

Watch out for the drop bears. They WILL take your face off if you're not careful. Don't go out without Vegemite behind your ears, they hate the smell of it.

"When you drop $40 on ICO & Shadow of the Colossus Collection this September, you're purchasing more than just two classic adventures." Don't you mean $109.95? I think you mean $109.95. It will cost $109.95 here, as inevitably as the tides.

Super. I suppose those of us who aren't in the US and Canada will just have to keep legally streaming our movies using magic and pixie dust.

Given that I live in Australia, probably some kind of hideous giant mutant spider that shoots poison from every orifice.

So what's the catch? Starting out as godlike supermen with the ability to call in airstrikes is all well and good, but it's not much of a challenge.