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Khajit Vampiric Sniper. I swear Khajits are basically absent from the majority of the game ^o)

38. Special - Trooper With An Attitude

Pirate crew all the way.

If it's not been suggested already, Alestorm --> Pirate Metal

Reading: Atlas Shrugged (tripe that it is) Playing: Oblivion, busy blowing up the countryside.

I was tempted to argue in favour of a swift blow to the grapes, having testicles and all, but after a moment of thought I realised the only prospect more painful than this would be shitting out a squealing grapefruit. That and a chop to the nuts doesn't last in excess of several hours.

JediHunter4 As i said to someone else they bring more money in than they are given, most of it is travel costs on official dutys, they are also insanely rich from their own money, they also do a fuck load of work for charity and the country, seriously all of the money they are given is...

Thank Christ it was a British accent. Not sure I would've coped had it been the smarmy American accent I was expecting. Good stuff.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The painful old 90's one where everything could be fixed with pizza and saying "cowabunga!". Oh and how the hell has nobody mentioned Cow and Chicken and the Angry Beavers?

Bruce Campbell, ninja army, lightsaber battle, Robert Rodriguez, versus Nazis. The ideas are there, you do the work.

"Who knew you could get laid, fight off an army of ninjas and win the World Poker Series all at once?"

Torn between Patrick Stewart and Charlie Sheen. Stewart because he's just got the kind of voice built for power, and because he could keep us safe from borg. Sheen because I just wanna see what that guy would do with a country. Call it morbid fascination.

I'm addicted to getting wasted by any means possible. Oh, and World of Warcraft, but that's too shameful to really speak of.

Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum. I'd replace my blood with that stuff if it could carry oxygen and I wouldn't be permanently hungover.

It's because of ingorant, rascist, wastes of life like this that I pray that there is a hell and the Devil is sharpening his pitchfork and twiddling his moustache in preparation. Have some goddamn compassion.