Recent content by puncturedrectum

It really depends on the age, attractiveness, weight, sex, apparent wealth, and fame of the stranger. If some random jackoff that I don't know is drowning, of course I'm going to save my pet, however, if a very attractive woman was drowning, I might save her for obvious reasons, although she may...

Who cares if they aren't safe? There are only improvements to be made if legitimate businesspeople take over the drug trade. As for hard drugs' ability to regulated, you just do what we do with tobacco, warning the potential buyer that, upon using heroin, you greatly risk becoming a withered...

T So you legalize and regulate all drugs, as well as prostitution. Nobody would ever buy pot from some street dealer that might short them or sneak in some ultra addictive shit, when they could go to the CVS and buy eighth of some fine-ass cannabis for 35 dollars. The same is true with...

No, guns aren't really necessary in a civilized society, but we don't live in a civilized society, even the most acculturated of us are only savages in nice clothes. Gun control does not correlate with lower crime, take England, that place has such a hard-on for gun control that the cops don't...

Of course rape, like everything,can be joked about, you just have to do it right. Although, according to the articles pertaining to this incident, Daniel Tosh did the right thing but executed it terribly. Don't get me wrong, I hate this stupid douchebag with a passion stronger than my heroin...

Cannabis doesn't cure cancer outright, but there is evidence that supports the slowing of cancer cell growth when paying a visit to Mary Jane. Cocaine, however, cures whatever ails ya, you just need to believe.

Alcohol has always been a kind mistress to me,and any misadventures connected to alcohol was usually 85% my fault.

That must really suck,being the head of a somewhat criminal organization only to be flipped by the FBI and fuck over all your friends,now it's all over.Now he has to wait in line just like the rest of the people at the internet cafe because his computer was seized,can't even get decent mbps.He...

Drinking various alcoholic beverages,smoking high grade marijuana,and,if I have the money,snorting so much coke I can't remember that I have a family.Being in New Mexico whilst my immediate family celebrates Christmas in Buttfuck,Georgia leaves me with only my available friends around...

Yes.Yes if they're in a casual relationship,yes if they're married,yes if they just had their 20th anniversary(MILF check!). Because pussy feels just great,it's the best thing on this planet next to heroin and Breaking Bad.

It means an accepting dozen bottles of assorted hard liquors and a fortnight ham.

"I REGRET NOTHING!ESPECIALLY THE HEROIN USE and/or TRAFFICKING"

I've always despised this freedom-hating douchebag and this article just amplifies my major fucking hatred for this racist DEA cocksucker.It's especially tragic that a shitheel like this lives comfortably in some bitchin' house while the nonviolent drug users that he locked up are transformed...

For the most part,whiskey,but my all-time favorite alcoholic beverage is The Kraken Rum.It's a black spiced rum that is 94 proof,but so smooth you couldn't tell.

Finally!No more herpes for me,no sir!No more condoms either!Oh Happy day!