Recent content by PyroZombie

I'm actually on Ubisoft's side for once, just because of the way they said the PC crowd is "bitching". It's that kinda blunt word-play in public statements to turn my decision. So pick your tissues off the ground, and get a 360, you crybabies.

I'm a douchebag for typing this, but who gives a shit. "Don't sword me, bro!"

It's the Australium I tell you.

I can't help but think that this is incredibly bad. This shit isn't meant to be here if it weighs this much in a suger cube form. In short, Get it the fuck off my planet, please, I got things to do.

I don't see the controversy. We're constantly telling kids to stand up for themselves, endorsing karate and judo lessons, and a kid actually does something and everyone is in a uproar? Our society is fucking awful.

What is jackie fighting for? does he have children or does he think hes saving the world? If its the latter, hes fucking delusional.

kinesis from Dead Space. I have neighbors i want to send into orbit.

kinesis from Dead Space. I have neighbors i want to send into orbit.

I still can't understand this, 12 fucking years? do you understand that according to certain the world was made in a day, but it took about 20 people 12 years for what is probably going to be THE most mediocre game since the Wolfenstein remake. Mark my words, This is going to be awful in...

Yes, but with time it has become balanced, albeit the heavy is a little overpowered, what with the power to slow people so more shots go into you, but I know this will be fixed, as it everything else has been.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LQMRFN9I5k

Whoever is mad at this should go suck on a torn wire plugged in the wall. I've noticed that with more time valve takes, the better quality of play comes out of their games. Look at team fortress 2, I have to say it's the most balanced and entertaining FPS I've ever played.

I cannot see the hype in this. How does 13 years translate into good game, let alone great game? If this game doesn't translate into best game ever made the first week in, then let Duke die in pain.

I'm not afraid of these internet tough-guys. They wouldn't dare do something as stupid as kill or rape a person or bomb a stadium, because that would kill their namesake. No one knows them, therefore no one cares about what they do. As soon as something serious happens, they will be investigated...

not alot of things, I thought Metal Gear solid 4 was fantastic, I thought Bioshock 2 was on the same level as it's predecessor; actually I disagree with him with plenty, I just like his humor.