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    Zero Punctuation: Borderlands

    I personally enjoy playing Borderlands as well as the whiney little robot so thusly I must also enjoy the sound of fingernails being dragged over a chalkboard. At least the game didn't have Mario in it.
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    Saturday Morning Cartoons

    I remember waking up at around 6:00 AM to watch Scoobie Doo on television back in the early 70's. We had to creep out to the living room and maintain an exacting control over the level of the television, usually 1 was too soft and 3 was loud enough to wake our mother. When she awoke all hell...
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    Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed

    I'll forgive a game for mediocre gameplay if the storyline is decent enough, and the middle ages storyline appealed to me. I think Yahtzee should piss off everyone outside of Australia and review a non-US released game...like Rugby 08.
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    Zero Punctuation: F.E.A.R. Perseus Mandate

    Why should Yahtzee review Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Ace Combat 6 or Call of Duty 4 when he doesn't have to? If the publishers of those titles are willing to step forward and potentially have their balls shot off by providing free games to The Escapist, then he can review them. (Enter the...