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I would have sex with a clone of myself, its pretty much wanking

who's the best jewish cook? Hitler.

knock knock... who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jimind if I come in? Get off my fucking porch!

I would summon Arthos from WoW. That game destroys lives but Arthos is and will always be a badass. Imagine a bouncer trying to turn you away from a club with that mofo behind you. And everyone with the opinion that they don't want slaves. Grow a pair of don't bother posting. ffs OT Arthos FTW.

Ok. So this topic is all about shit that got ruined. But I just wanna pay a quick homage to The Shield. seven seasons of pure genius. From start to finish the shit fucking rocked socks. The ending (not giving anyhting away) was insane. Out of everything i talked about with my friends no one...

I would try and fight, rob and kill my way to having the best food, shelter, weapons and the least mutated women to have relations with. Because in a fallout situation I would rather fight my way to the top or die trying. Surviving and suffering just wouldn't cut it for me.

Just pack a firearm. shoot anyone who looks like a zombie. in fact you better shoot people who yawn around you too. Yawning sounds like zombie groans. Can never be too safe. so maybe don't go out in the morning when people are going to work. Helpful.

I like to believe there is such a thing as love. But being only one is impossible