I'm scared of zombies.
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As long as you don't accidently cut your balls of or something then.lithiumvocals said:
And chainsaws may look cool but they are no match for the lawnmower
shadowstriker86 said:what you should be afraid of is the marvel zombies, thankfully they dont exist here so no worries
I friggin' hate you for this. I used to have a fear of zombies dating back to childhood, I repressed it for some years until Marvel Zombies. The horror of seeing your favorite heroes turned into flesh eating monsters, (brrrr). I got over it though, especially since the series itself is now a zombie. (highly ironic, that is) But still seeing it the first time was enough to set my irrational fear-ometer off the damn charts.
Part of my "treatment" was Left 4 Dead and Dead Rising, and now my fears are gone, and they've actually been replaced with love. Yep, Zombies are my nerd obsession. So I guess my advice is play some Zombie fodder games, and never ever think about Marvel Zombies, because that stuff makes shit get real.
I thought Dead Rising would help me get over my fears too, but there were plenty of times when i was too scared to leave the saferoom XD I was even too scared to go into the cinema section. I barely left the first area.RatRace123 said:
But as you no doubt saw, lawnmowers are far more effective. Of course, both would likely get clogged with human flesh after one zombie and break, but at least with a lawnmower you still have a good club to hit them withlithiumvocals said:
Never research something that scares the shit out of you.
Of course , this is a tip for me as well....
Of course , this is a tip for me as well....
Oh yeah, the cinema section. :[ I forgot about that. I'm not entirely scared when I go there, just filled with a sense of dread. It's cramped and it's dark, and even though I've got Frank leveled up to Lion Eating proportions I still can't stay there long. The Maintenance tunnel too, when I first saw that place, hoo my first thought was "Wow, the game sure can put alot of Zombies on screen at one time." And my second thought was "Oh my god! The game just put alot of Zombies on screen at one time, I'm screwed!!!"EMFCRACKSHOT said:
Still, It did help me get over my fear (somewhat) Just so long as I never run into Zombies (or even regular people) in dark cramped areas, I should be fine.
Oh, so you want to get to sleep. Hmm... I just thought that this was a thread of WHY the thread starter hates zombies.
Anyway, play a stress relieving game, like any of the ssb and try not to think about the rotting flesh of the re-animated bodies which contain no body heat due to the starting phase of decomposition as they leave trails of coagulated blood that ceased to flow after their conscious mind has left them. Barely twitching, straggling and slowly pacing around with no aim, only to fufill their one and only desire, to feed.
Anyway, play a stress relieving game, like any of the ssb and try not to think about the rotting flesh of the re-animated bodies which contain no body heat due to the starting phase of decomposition as they leave trails of coagulated blood that ceased to flow after their conscious mind has left them. Barely twitching, straggling and slowly pacing around with no aim, only to fufill their one and only desire, to feed.
If you look outside of a window now and see a masked man with a chainsaw, you and anyone close to you will be dead by sunrise.
Just pack a firearm. shoot anyone who looks like a zombie. in fact you better shoot people who yawn around you too. Yawning sounds like zombie groans. Can never be too safe. so maybe don't go out in the morning when people are going to work. Helpful.
Because you pick it up and hit them over the head with it. Its nice and heave so it should do a good bit of damage. If you hope to survive the zombie apocalypse you should really know these thingslithiumvocals said: