Recent content by RobbPWNS

If I was a sandwich, I'd eat myself.

A voice says, "You will die in-" "Right, can I get Satan? I wanted to talk to him about that deal again." "He's right here." "Hey, so if I sell you my soul, you'll teach me to play the fiddle?" He then hangs up in fear of a Charlie Daniels repeat.

Once again, I'd have to say just about anything on Disney Channel besides Phineas and Ferb.

You know you've been on the internet to long when you want to get off but can't make yourself.

Tissues: The Video Game! Anything on the Wii was a pretty bad idea. Oh, and probably "The Incredible Journey: The Video Game". That needs to stay strictly a book... and movie.

One reason I don't wanna join the army: "Hey watch out for the mines!" "Watch out for the minds?" "NO, THE MINES!" "What min-" BOOOM! Or possibly: DON'T! As in, "Wait! Little Jimmy, DON'T-" (flatline)

This is EXACTLY why I started this thread. I was reading one on Pirates vs. Ninjas and I thought, "Vikings vs. Spartans?"

I'd have either Dane Cook or Yahtzee do it. I mean, if I could get both to do it, then I'd have the most pwnage life ever!

I agree with the Kanye West thing. I would be so much happier without him, besides the fact that I hate his genre of music, he'll probably screw up SNL by getting on as a musical guest... unless he already has been, in which case I need to go acid wash my eyes.

I can't honestly say I've ever seen this question asked, so what are your ideas? Who would win?

Screw this, Zombies would kill 'em both, and you know it! Besides, how can you kill what isn't dead?

Oh my god!

I love how all the people on YouTube think that Stairway to Heaven backwards is satanic, that's like saying that if you play it backwards then the song is called Elevator to Hell, and that they're totally into that crap. I mean, if this stuff is really satanic, then I think that Led Zeppelin...

Man walks up to a woman and says, "Hey, want some nuts?"

I gotta say, that's probably how I'd do it.... :)