Recent content by Rock on Fire

Spitting, I really don't know why but being in Chav country I'm sick of swiming in saliva.

The people of Newport, Wales stealing my stuff

The Shepard's Spy joke reminded me of the Goon Show.

Anything Rockstar has made. I play them but it just annoys me that somehow anything they make is worthy of the Gods. Prime example "Rockstar Table Tennis" one of the easiest sport games to set up Rockstar makes it seem the equivalent of the Six Nations or the Super Bowl. Also doing things for...

immediately join the Army

Kicks like a MULE!

I'd love to get it but I've just thrown out my gramaphone in order to get £125 Night Vision Goggles and an interactive Michal Bay film.