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Xrysthos

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I would probably get eaten by rabid dogs or some freaky mutant that can take 14 clips from a wannabe Kalashnikov to the chest instantaneously. Or run to the nearest person willing to give me a rifle.

If not I would buy a pistol and a pair of binoculars and shoot things in the head from far away.

Revelo said:
Get out of the zone and head back to the UK for some 80's lovin and some retro gaming in an Arcade place.
On second thought, this sounds like a lot more fun.
 

Superlordbasil

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try to set up a souvenir store it would a gold mine

Imagine the mugs and T-shirts! 'you don't need to be STALKER to work here but it helps!' or 'STALKER having more bugs than an Ant hill since 2007'

i would be rich or dead because someone ate me/shot me/mind raped me
 

FalloutJack

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Charcharo said:
FalloutJack said:
I'd enter some cheat codes or something, then...who cares what I do?
there are no cheat codes
You, sir, do not understand the properties of video games. There are always cheat codes even if the makers did not insert them. Video games are the plaything of people with too much time on their hands, and so people mess with them. Ergo, you are quite mistaken.