You just got teleported to the STALKER universe...

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Jonny49

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Panic. Look for a place to hold out. Panic some more. Attempt to find a weapon of some sort. Run the closest place with rational human beings. Find a car. Drive into the sunset.

Easy.
 

Jenkins

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well seeing as how I bought the game and it would not work on 7 computers I tried putting it on (friends, one of them was their dads top line graphic design computer priced at 25 grand) I would say I would die within the 2 seconds I got ported to the zone, because the world would have crashed.
 

_Janny_

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thiosk said:
Stalker universe, eh?

If you'll excuse me, I'll be outside Jodie Foster's house.
Heh, I was thinking of the same kind of 'universe'... Actually, I wouldn't mind being trapped in such a place, stalking movie stars ftw.

I've never actually played STALKER, so I'll sit this one out.
 

seious

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well first i scream f### and then find a gun go to become hero then remember im a pussy and run till i find someone freindly
 

superbleeder12

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I would stand behind trees and shoot at guys across fields standing behind trees shooting at me. because that's about as exciting as combat gets in that game.
 

The Austin

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I would freak considering I know nothing about STALKER, then I would probably die of a heart attack right after something jumped out at me. (It's a scary game, right?)
 

Sebenko

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GET OUT OF HERE STALKER.
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

Probably get cancer and die.
 

Ocelot GT

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Try and find a way OUT of this place filled with radiation, russians, rats and irradiated russian rats.
 

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Charcharo said:
Ocelot GT said:
Try and find a way OUT of this place filled with radiation, russians, rats and irradiated russian rats.
You do realise that Ukraine is not the same as Russia?
Yes, but there is still a sizeable Russian population in the Ukraine, and I was being sarcastic.