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Unfortunately they were Canadian quarters.

Men omitting olives seem exciting. TASTY

Edit: Nevermind.

Sorry everyone, I`m going to have to bow out. I leave tomorrow for a week long trip to Aruba.

George's words ran through Jean's head over and over. "That is strange, isn't it? Of all the places to try a new type of offensive, they pick the occupied country? Maybe we're just a test for bigger and better things? You know?" he turned to face Beach, "As for the voodoo, I suppose we would...

"See, this is what I expect from a médecin!" Jean said, smiling, he gave Curtis a light, friendly punch in the arm, "keep in your place and keep thinking up good ideas like that, we'll all do fine." the fake smile stretched across Jean's face ached, but he understood the importance of keeping...

"I think you've finally got something right," said Jean, "they're sick all right, all those Nazis are sick in the tête, for sure. But I won't be sympathique for Nazis who've got some bad rash." "If I learned anything in my professional life, it's that you need to hit first, be offensive, no...

"Probably," smiled Jean, "but i guarantee the better option wouldn't be half as fun. Look, I'm no soldier, just like you. Before tonight I wasn't even past of la Resistance, I was a," Jean paused briefly, making sure he used the right english word, "buisnessman. But things have changed now. An...

+$25,000 in winnings from Wheel of Fortune I drop a chimpanzee with great hockey skills.

A: No, now who. It won't be what for about two hours. Q: Who's your crew?

"I'm not expecting you to become a world class soldier monsieur, but if you could refrain from...en englais I think you say...whining? Whining toujours, it gets the whole group down." he sighed, giving his shoulders a heavy shrug, "So does this monsieur. We should not fight, we need to keep...

Jean turned to glare at Curtis, "For the good of us all, monsieur, can you stick to being a médecin, instead of a pacifiste?" he shook his head and waved his pistol back and forth. "We all appreciate the gravity of what we're doing, but this is a war, we're going to need to do alot more of it...

Pro tip: Iron Man hasn't ran on batteries for 30 years, and it's common knowledge that his power is drawn from the various women he seduces on a regular basis.

+2 Flashbacks to Matthew Broderick's glory days +1 Fun new costume for my dog I drop a gibbon with a broken bottle.

I'm serious man, I can't go to Thailand, I just pulled two tours in the Nam, I need to get outta the shit man.