Pro-tip: Iron Man has access to very expensive lawyers. If you stalk him, he'll file a restraining order against you, put you out with a repulsor beam to the face, and make you pay for the batteries.
Pro tip: Iron Man hasn't ran on batteries for 30 years, and it's common knowledge that his power is drawn from the various women he seduces on a regular basis.
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