The Pro-Tip Game

[Nickisimo]

Pro-tip: If you pre-order by February 30th you get a free ham sandwich.

 

[roleplayguy]

Pro tip: Pigs have been extinct since 1231 B.C., the government just wants you to think they're not.

 

[Nukey]

Protip: Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job!

 

[axle 19]

Protip: Stop doing your job and ride a dinosaur!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Pro-tip: Unless you're converting to freaking Draconic, your boss'll catch on your code isn't actually compiling.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Pro-tip: Don't ever insult the cheese cake at Tiffany's. There will be blood!

 

[Ren3004]

Pro-tip: If you want someone "dealt with" spread the rumour that they insulted the cheesecake at Tiffany's.

 

[Galaktia]

Pro-tip: Power comes from the feet, plant your feet and feel the power.

 

[Ren3004]

Pro-tip: Hit the enemy's weak point for maximum damage!

 

[The Hairminator]

Pro-Tip: Unless enemy crab's powerlevel is 9001 (or over), then run for your life.

 

[Ren3004]

Pro-tip: If you fail, keep trying.

 

[The Hairminator]

Pro-Tip: If you still keep on failing, use hax.

 

[Ren3004]

Pro-tip: if you fail at hacking, just give up.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Pro-tip: If words can't resolve an issue, trick them into going to North Korea.

 

[roleplayguy]

Pro tip: No matter how much resolve you've got, getting in or out of North Korea's gonna be a hassle.

 

[Ren3004]

Pro-tip: Fire is dangerous. Don't play with it.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Pro-tip: When in doubt, blow shit up.

 

[axle 19]

Pro-tip: Fight Fire with Fire because adding more fire to a burning person will help them.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Pro-tip: Drowning men can still be thirsty. Quench their thirst!