The Pro-Tip Game

[Broken Orange]

Pro-Tip: Water+Bread=not awesome.

 

[Baby Eater]

Pro-tip: Bread+heat+butter=Hi there!

 

[Ren3004]

Pro-tip: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!

 

[Baby Eater]

Pro-tip: You still need to steer

 

[Ren3004]

Pro-tip: Side effects of not steering may include:

- hitting trees
- loss of funds
- erectile disfunction

 

[Baby Eater]

Pro-tip: Call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Or your girlfriend.

 

[Tharwen]

That would be called a priapism.

Pro-tip: Fish are Friends, not Food.

 

[Baby Eater]

Pro-tip: Friends taste delicious with tartar sauce.

 

[Ren3004]

Pro-tip: tartar sauce is bad for your teeth.

 

[Baby Eater]

Pro-tip: Teeth are for THE WEAK!

 

[Ren3004]

Pro-tip: don't eat the yellow snow.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Pro-tip: ninjas lurk in the shadows.

 

[axle 19]

Pro-tip: Shadows only work so long as you stay still.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Pro-tip: Ninjas are shadows.

 

[TenSARS]

Protip: Ninjas have the windwalk ability. Buy wards of revelation to counteract this.

 

[roleplayguy]

Pro tip: Doing that to a sandwich is illegal (except in Mexico).

 

[Zeromaeus]

Pro-Tip: Doing that to a Sandvitch will enrage The Heavy.

 

[roleplayguy]

Pro tip: If you pre-order Half Life 3 now, your kids will be able to pick it up when they're 45.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Pro-tip: If you pre-order Duke Nukem Forever, your great-grandchild's thirty-fifth clone batch might be able to pick it up.

 

[roleplayguy]

Pro tip: Duke Nukem Forever's actually got a release date. It'll be at Game Stops everywhere February 31, 2011.