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He was more of a rapist than a womanizer, but I don't think he ever raped someone as a statue. Mostly just animals and I think a tree once. Kinky bastard.

Well, the game is open-world. They'd have to use checkpoints. Plus, they limit the amount of health and magic potions you can carry, so you won't be able to rely on grass and spice farming to live.

Have a huge plot twist where you learn that Shepard is a human reaper.

I remember this one time in Fable,I ate like, 100 crunchy chicks while standing in front of this door, which seemed to arouse it a lot more than the crowd of civilians I murdered in front of it two minutes before.

Meh, I like the nasty, fucked up looking ones. They're more fun and exciting.

GG has Faust, and Faust is the manliest thing ever. If you can, get it.

I beat Super Mario World more times than I can count.

Because it's manly.

Keanu Reeves

John Zorn has some really good stuff, most of which I haven't even begun to get into, if you want to give avant garde jazz a shot. He has stuff like the moonchild series which is good if you're into awesome monster screams And then there's stuff like this

It's alt pop, but Peeping Tom is totally awesome and kickass, especially this song.

Shao is easy if you know how to fight him. I always stand on the other side of the screen and spam projectiles at him. That forces him to either taunt or throw the spear, which you can usually duck or block and even then, he taunts so often, it's a safe trade. You just have to watch for the...

John Zorn can always bring a smile to my face.

Man, this game just looks too nice.

Demon's Souls trolled me pretty hard last week. I was trying to get the bad ending, but after I beat the last boss, I was disconnected from the server and when I came back to seal the deal, the maiden in black was gone.