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    You now have a Army of the last thing you killed in a videogame.

    Giygas...oh god what have I done!?
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    The demotivational thread.

    http://files.sharenator.com/ninjas_demotivational_posters_Ninja_Moti_Posters-s440x352-37314-580.jpg
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    We together on the Escapist, are gonna make the greatest game on earth

    Ok, here's my idea using some of what I've heard so far. You play as a vampire in a steam punk world where the other vampires have activated ancient steam driven war machines created by a race that mysteriously disappeared millenia ago without a trace. There would be moral choice of either good...
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    if you had 30 minutes where the laws didn't apply, what would you do?

    I'd fly to wall street, activate the time and beat everyone there over the head with a pomegranate until they stopped being idiots. Oh yeah, and if the laws don't apply, youl'd never stop having the being free from laws since u wouldn't obey the law making u submit to laws...or would you?
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    OH NO!!! a Zombie Apocalypse, what videogame character do you want in your party?

    my Baku from dual hearts, (awesome pig thing that can fly and heal me if I get infected), Samus, and Gordon freeman since he probably has the antidote to the zom virus in his suit and well...he's Gordon Freeman! Either that or a tf2 medic (just has to say auch shnau to cure people), the guy from...
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    Poll: Greatest Hand to Hand fighting video game character

    I do belive he could one shot anybody with any weapon as long as it wasnt fists, he seemed to have some okay moves.
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    Poll: Greatest Hand to Hand fighting video game character

    This seems to me like bare fists, and that would have to be the guy from zeno clash.
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    Most tedious & boring MMO you ever tried?

    Pretty much all free to plays like ROM and and shaiya. I liked AQW, it was funny and had some great ideas but the combat sucked and leveling was shamefully slow. Oh, wait thats right, then i found Allods online which was just getting started... That game changed my entire opinion of free mmos...
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    Hardest final boss you've ever fought?

    Wouldve been hl2 ep2 ending if I hadnt accidentaly hit a hunter with my car and realized it was a one hit kill. Then things got fair. Otherwise dual hearts the nightmare, You have to kill him like 10 times.
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    Best/Worst videogame char. to be stuck in an elevator with for at least 30 min

    worst by far, Altair (however you spell that) from assassin's creed 1. I'd just be like "so...how bout them infidels?-HUARG!, *collapses* best'd be Gordon Freeman, I'd finnaly hear what he sounds like, and if he doesnt talk ill just ask him to climb through the vent and get me out somehow.
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    Poll: Which Circle of Hell do You Belong?

    Damn it Dantes Inferno the game isnt even related to The Inferno of Dante the book, it looks good but theyre completely different and now every smacktard and their retarded dog are going to think they know the story. OT I think that I'd probably go to heaven, or at worst a few decades in...
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    Oblivion, how is it even playable???

    Personally I never had this problem in Oblivion, I dont think you need to turn down the slider and the leveling system didnt seem particularly broken. These seem like pretty solid stats for the orc but if your having trouble I suggest preparing yoursef as best you can and heading into the...
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    So you can choose one superpower.........

    whoever can figure out which book this is from's a badass, the ability to avoid all dangers via a seemingly freak accident, that way no one can tell you even have a power. Or the ability to concentrate on something in you imagination and bring it into reality, concentrate HARD tho, otherwise...