Recent content by SamElliot'sMustache

Actually, I thought what happened made sense considering: The happier version of this movie would probably be Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, which you might want to check out if you haven't seen it already. Has the same deconstructionist attitude towards horror Cabin in the Woods does, and...

Hey, a Wii game I want to play. Haven't had one of those in a while (Skyward Sword being the most recent, but I gave up on playing that a long time ago when Wii Motion Plus was announced as being mandatory to play it, because I refuse to fork over money for a peripheral for a system that...

Here's a question I don't think anyone's asked, regarding this statement: How does one flail their arms after they've had their hands cuffed behind their back?

Before I wade into the 'Galactus discussion,' I just want to say this: Is really cool, especially for a private art project. I have to agree with the part about Galactus not quite looking 'right,' especially when anyone other than Jack Kirby draws him. Kirby is like the John Williams of...

The Dark Knight's Batsuit is not even close to the worst outfit in the movies (and in the film, I distinctly remember him doing rolls and twists in that suit that you definitely don't see happening in any of the other Batman films, so your line about how he can "only move his head" is a bit...

A couple government spending-related ones: 1) It's funny that Americans keep talking about cutting 'entitlements' (less than ten years ago, it was 'government assistance,' then it was 'handouts,' now it's 'entitlements.' Sorry if some people's desire to eat comes across as entitled) as a...

I think you have that backwards. The Ang Lee Hulk, which had a poppier, brighter green skin tone, looked way more like the classic comic depictions than the muted gray/puke green from Incredible Hulk. Come to think of it, the whole of Ang Lee's Hulk is far more accurate to the comics than the...

Did anybody else think that Bob's pairing of the image of the Pentagon with his statement about Bay humping it (dry or otherwise) brought on some unfortunate implications about the design of that building? I mean, it's the only military-related thing that doesn't look very phallic...

That's exactly the point. If they're paid equally/given equal treatment, it's either going to see conditions for illegal immigrants improve (right now, 'exploitation' is probably the kindest word to describe what the American people have been doing to them), or companies no longer have the...

I hate to already be ragging on this game, but between this news and that awful trailer ("Hey, you know what says scary? Panning the camera around a guy five times, then showing a table disappear! Woooooooo scaaaaaaary!"), this already looks bad. Seriously, Korn? I had hoped they stopped...

Super smell. Because I don't want to be able to smell the people who very noticeably don't bathe when I'm out getting groceries.

Oh, they are being productive in giving reasons for big corporations like Sony more excuses to screw over consumers, in addition to stealing money and information from said consumers, who they then turn to and shout "WE'RE DOING THIS FOR FREE SPEECH!" But they're not doing it for free speech...

I think illegal immigrants should get paid equally if they're doing work that American citizens are doing, and companies should be forced to abide by this principle. This one always trips people up because they've been conditioned to hone in on that phrase 'illegal immigrants,' and will thus...

This is the first I'd heard of Attack the Block, so I googled the trailer. Holy. Shit. That looks awesome. There better be a U.S. release date. Oh, and blah blah blah insert movie Bob reviewed blab blah blahbity blah.

Like I said on the thread that preceded this article [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.287089-Yes-Russell-Ditches-Uncharted#11338701], I'm sure as hell glad that O'Russell isn't wasting his time and his talent on such a marginal project. You could throw a dart at any scene in The...