Recent content by Samoftherocks

So...conventional wisdom says the Saints are going to win because Drew Brees somehow inherited the right arm of God and has broken every record that kept Dan Marino in the collective consciousness. Here's why this shall prove FALSE!!! Drew Brees has on occasion crapped the bed...

"Lingering eye contact"?!?! It's like the Handmaid's Tale, Borderlands and Dead Rising 2 may have been on top, but Left 4 Dead was getting the zombie rod. The font in the pause menu was the same. The pause menu set up was the same. The loading screen was the same. I called plagiarism on...

That may be the best origin story a Muppet's ever had...

The Facial...oh yeah...

Everything Navi said ever...

While your statement can be true in a variety of cases, we are certainly not the only side who sometimes believes at face value and does no further research. If we were judging on voters who attend town hall meetings and debates: right wingers have accused Obama of being an Arab...

Two things: 1. I blame as much of the "South Park is news" idea on John Stewart and Steve Colbert as I do Matt and Trey. Yes, South Park existed well before, BUT TDS has toed the line of "comedy as politics" as often as any other in TV history. You can go even further back and blame Lenny...

You're right in the Harrison Bergeron sense, but thankfully we're not there. There is little to find "boring" about human life, particularly when you add a hyper-substantive life against it (see again Harrison Bergeron).

Your second statement proves your first statement wanting.

But what does "the same" mean?

Human is all we have...

Desperate and unfortunate as that sentiment is, I find no fault in your logic.

Race, gender, sexual orientation...when do get to only have to BE? Be without hate. BE without racial prejudice. BE without class prejudice. BE without ANY prejudice?!??! Answer: Not for several years. That can change. Can you make it change faster?

Ever since the Bible started being provably wrong...

If dying for my country meant that I saved the lives of millions, I would do it. If it meant keeping oil prices down, fuck your cars, you lazy fuckfaces. If it meant keeping the streets safe in the face of ever-increasing gang violence, I would do it. If it meant keeping my daughter safe...