Recent content by satanic kitty

i know it sounds weird, but Santa Claus. i mean this is how i saw it when i was four: a big fat man who cant afford to shave tortures animals to drag his fat ass to every little kids house, then break in and leave special surprises for them. now think about it. not so fucking jolly now huh?

i would say stupid fps's are hurting most.

dunno, i got all the games i need so far. although i do need a new game that has single player campaign. any ideas?

i just used my gravity gun.........holy fuck shit i would be a super hero!

here is what will happen: soldier: hey baby whats your name? woman: Sarah. Your cute. soldier: hey maybe when this war is over, we can go out for some coffee and maybe, you know*...(head shot)

do you really need to know?

garbage pail kids........nuff said

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F38kkB5nocI greatest theme song ever!

the simple solution is that they ran out of room.

trying to come up w/ a new years resolution.

every single damn AI soldier in star wars battlefront 2. walk in front of me while i am firing rockets, can't defend a position, probably can't even lift a fork to eat food!

save the whales.....but kill the seals!

laying in bed knowing that I don't have to finish up any home work during my lunch period in school. i could enjoy my Oreos in peace when that happens.

i already know Freeman's mind. That's kind of the reason I tried to make a quote like him.

silent protagonist. lets you make up what he is thinking. example: (half-life-gonarch battle)WHY THE FUCK DOES AN ALIEN HAVE A GIANT TESTICLE?