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Oh man, I spent entire days on the Jet Ski track. Although that giant skeleton in the racing track was pretty epic. What was the deal with the cave, though? Could you do anything more in there besides talk to the coffin or what?

I heard someone say Half Life, and I think it would work. But it'd have to be just Ravenholm, really, for it to work. The rest of the game added in would just make it too widespread in the areas you'd have to explore in just two to three hours. One game I'd never want to see is Bioshock. The...

In Smash Brothers, I always have to taunt just as my opponent is knocked off screen. I also HAVE to use a set combo as a KO if its the deciding KO--IE, if I'm playing as DK, I have to fully charge a punch, headbutt my opponent into the ground, then punch them off the edge of the screen. RPG's...

I'd like to see some sort of Monkey Island. The DS was practically made for Point and Click games. If anything, though, I'd love to see Okami on the DS. Okami for the Wii would be fun, but Okami in-my-pocket-for-a-quick-10-minutes-of-gaming would be like having an orgasm readily available...

Animal Crossing, and AC:WW. GREAT Games, in my opinion, with lots of things to do (In Wild World, you can collect damn near everything in the game, from Cockroaches to Umbrellas, and you can buy several house upgrades. There's also the whole social system, and online play) Other cheap, fun...

Oh, I just remembered another scary-ass moment... Donkey Kong 64. Yeah, ****ing Donkey Kong 64. I was running around the Egypt level, minding my own business, when I came upon the revelation that after you get the Golden Banana from one of these Pyramids, you had to run out in a certain time...

I actually dropped Geoff an e-mail at his website at http://www.gameslice.com/ after watching the video, and reading all 12 pages of replies on the TeamXbox thread... Wow, just wow. I honestly* believe that those "News Anchors" can go to sleep at night knowing they tell the straight facts**...

No sandbox games on the DS? I'm sorry, but another game with the initials AC begs to differ. Regardless, the game is pure hit and miss. Phantom Hourglass was the same way in the "How will this work at ALL?" phrase thrown around a bit, but the controls ended out okay. Either way, I hope...

If only we could adjust portal sizes. Pinhead sized hole in the girl's locker room, window sized portal in my room... Just kidding :p Anyways, I think I'd have to go with the travelling idea. Put one portal on another continent, one in my house. That way, if I feel like chinese food, I...

I can't believe nobody's mention any of Yahtzee's games yet. I've played a couple survivor horror games, but 5 Days a Stranger, 7 Days a Skeptic, 6 Days a Sacrifice, and Trilby's Notes all gave me immense nightmares.

Animal Crossing: Wild World. It starts off like weed: You don't think it will be at all addicting, and that you can just stop any time and hang out with friends. Then you get your second house, you can't put it down, and you start to generally all-around hate ****ing Coons.

I've never finished Half-Life, Half-Life 2, Half Life: Episode 1 and 2, Final Fantasy 7, 8, 9, X, XII, IV, V, VI, or Tactics but I own all of them. I've never played Halo 2 or 3, and don't plan to. I have a PSP and 25 games for it, most of which I've beaten. I've never played the...

Not as good as your Guitar Hero III review, but nonetheless a good review. It's nice to know that there are video game reviewers out there that don't constantly slobber a game's knob because it has branching dialog and some mediocre RPG elements. I'm guessing that you'd enjoy Mass Effect...

My top favorite way to die in a game has and always will be being eaten alive by chickens in Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. That was one of the few times in my childhood where I uttered the phrase "Oh fuck" in front of my parents and had my Dad agree with me whole-heartedly. As for my...

Wow, I never thought I'd stumble upon something like this Holy Grail filled with water from the Fountain of Youth at a website I only visit for my weekly shits and giggles at Yahtzee's antics. Quite a well-written article, and I'll probably take a few of those instructions to heart. Game...