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    Your prefered alcoholic beverage.

    Pinca Colada. Anything girly really. I can't stand the taste or smell of alcohol, however slight, so it needs to be overpowered by other stuff.
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    Yoda Shows His Wrinkly Face in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2

    Face fucking palm. This is fucking terrible. Yoda settles on Dagobah because the cave's dark side presence hides his own Force "signature". TFU1 raped the canon enough, but this is just the stuff of nightmares. Palpatine referred to Galen having become a symbol to the rebellion.
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    Psychic makes 290000 dollars by telling people their moneys cursed.

    How can this woman be charged with fraud and criminal impersonation when priests aren't?
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    Ban children from the internet

    It does that to me too. Refreshing a few times seems to work. I've added you to ignore too; it seems more convenient that way. As for why I checked back when I thought I was done? I get bored.
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    The personality test that asks: What pokemon are you?

    Almost 100% accurate. I only disagree with the choice of phrase: I don't "like" to treat the world indifferently, I AM indifferent to the world. It's not something I choose, like or dislike. The description for Weavile fits me 100% too.
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    Pratchett Attacks Doctor Who

    Until you realize sooner or later a bureaucrat is going to be landed with a form asking permission to move some nuisance statues, and they'll no longer be looking at each other.
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    If You Could Change Human Nature

    I'd revoke the concept of offence.
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    Ban children from the internet

    I'm going to stop checking back here because people are obviously skipping the "read to see if your issue has been addressed" phase that used to be a big deal and just repeating the same inane comments over and over, completely disregarding the point of the thread. Feel free to continue on...
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    Ban children from the internet

    People are STILL managing to miss the point? Holy shit. To reiterate: we've established that yes, parents should be more involved, take responsibility, educate their children and themselves, etc etc etc. You can stop spamming it now. The point is, the people in charge don't agree and are...
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    What did you break when raging??

    I used to break things (multiple holes right through a door - extracting my arm afterward was painful). Now I just repress rage. (I'm a tumour!)
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    Favorite Cancelled TV Show

    Reaper.
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    Ban children from the internet

    I disagree. Inconveniencing children is, to me, a far better solution to the "problems" parents talk about than interesting concepts like chatroulette being banned for everyone.
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    Ban children from the internet

    Like I said, we on the Escapist seem to know better. I don't agree with the morons who think seeing a few cocks is bad for kids, but said morons run the world, so we have to act like it makes sense and work that way. So, our choices are ban children or ruin the internet. Would you prefer a...
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    Ban children from the internet

    Define mature.
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    Ban children from the internet

    No, honey. You see, there's this magical force in the world that makes it objectively wrong for you to see certain things. Therefore, it's an either/or: those things being banned or you being banned until you're eighteen.