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8-Bit Grin

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Okay, this was mentioned in the South Park episode with Facebook.
I had absolutely *no* idea they were serious.
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Seriously?!

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8bitlove2a03

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They were raised by TV, we were raised by the internet; their parents hated them watching TV, ours hate us refreshing Facebook. It's just the natural progression of things. Some day, if we lot become less of nerds and more of awesome, will have kids whom we'll hate for spending all day linking their brains directly up to the internet 2.0 and think we're totally justified.
 

Knight of Cydonia

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Schneizel said:
Kingcallum said:
I'm the most mature thirteen year old I know....

....which isn't saying much...

....so can I be allowed on the interwebz?
No, honey. You see, there's this magical force in the world that makes it objectively wrong for you to see certain things. Therefore, it's an either/or: those things being banned or you being banned until you're eighteen.
so no drinking....
no fun...
no clubs.....
no sex.......
no jobs......
no legal rights.....

until i'm eighteen because some people are not mature enough at my age?
OK that seems fair.
 

Schneizel

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Kingcallum said:
Schneizel said:
Kingcallum said:
I'm the most mature thirteen year old I know....

....which isn't saying much...

....so can I be allowed on the interwebz?
No, honey. You see, there's this magical force in the world that makes it objectively wrong for you to see certain things. Therefore, it's an either/or: those things being banned or you being banned until you're eighteen.
so no drinking....
no fun...
no clubs.....
no sex.......
no jobs......
no legal rights.....

until i'm eighteen because some people are not mature enough at my age?
OK that seems fair.
Like I said, we on the Escapist seem to know better. I don't agree with the morons who think seeing a few cocks is bad for kids, but said morons run the world, so we have to act like it makes sense and work that way. So, our choices are ban children or ruin the internet.

Would you prefer a tamed, Disney internet for the rest of your life, or to go without it for a few years and have online freedom when you hit whatever arbitrary age at which you supposedly magically become an adult? If your answer is the former, what do you think your answer will be when you ARE over eighteen?
 

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joshuaayt said:
I'm sixteen, but have an entire, functioning brain. May I be included in this new internet?
Ask your parents, the fact that people like us (internet folk) are in any way responsible for what you do in your spare time is the problem to begin with.
 

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Straying Bullet said:
Onyx Oblivion said:
These people can't seem to understand that...IT'S NOT THE WORLD'S JOB TO RAISE YOUR CHILDREN AND PROTECT THEIR INNOCENCE. Do it yourself. Be a less shitty parent. Watch what your kids are doing when online!
Amen, Carlos Mencia once burned a woman in his show by saying it's her responsibility as a parent to educate their offspring to become a functioning member of the society.
Wait...Carlos Mencia...did something I can respect him for?

MIND = BLOWN
 

Schneizel

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Soylent Bacon said:
Preventing anyone from annoying selfish players or from "corrupting their minds" is not worth cutting them off from Youtube, Wikipedia, social networks, etc.
I disagree. Inconveniencing children is, to me, a far better solution to the "problems" parents talk about than interesting concepts like chatroulette being banned for everyone.
 

Caligulove

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Well. It's really hard to restrict the Internet. If someone wants to get on- there'd be a way

besides that, though- it's the parents job to keep it in check
 

Arc_Light

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deadman91 said:
Onyx Oblivion said:
deadman91 said:
But then where will under age kids get their porn?
The old-fashioned way? Voyeurism, dirty magazines, and late night cable TV.
They're not smart or organised enough anymore.
Its not out fault dammit, 'teh interwebs' has ruined the imagination, creativity and sheer bloody mindedness required, as our forebears did to get a playboy mag....
 

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joshuaayt said:
I'm sixteen, but have an entire, functioning brain. May I be included in this new internet?
I'm sixteen seventeen, but have an entire, functioning brain. May I be included in this new internet?

Okay, seriously. Children shouldn't be banned, there's so many ways the internet is useful. Parents should just actually pay attention to kids... You know, parent them. I know, it's a weird idea huh? Give it a shot, it really works. If you pay so little attention to your kids that they can access porn, then you're doing it wrong. Stop blaming others.
 
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im 15- very mature have a high IQ and a perfectly functioning brain- can i stay?


Urgh76 said:
Well MAYBE the parents should be doing a better job themselves instead of blaming technology!

[HEADING=1]MAYBE[/HEADING]
Onyx Oblivion said:
These people can't seem to understand that...IT'S NOT THE WORLD'S JOB TO RAISE YOUR CHILDREN AND PROTECT THEIR INNOCENCE. Do it yourself. Be a less shitty parent. Watch what your kids are doing when online!

my opinion is pretty much this good commennts
 

Plurralbles

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joshuaayt said:
I'm sixteen, but have an entire, functioning brain. May I be included in this new internet?

no. Stay the fuck out!

(just kidding)

But yeah, notice now the child aimed websites advertised on TV(like toon town) say, "Ask your parents befroe going online" Holy fucking shit... They clearly place the responsibility for having the child use the internet responsibly directly on the parent, where it belongs.
 

Schneizel

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People are STILL managing to miss the point? Holy shit.

To reiterate: we've established that yes, parents should be more involved, take responsibility, educate their children and themselves, etc etc etc. You can stop spamming it now. The point is, the people in charge don't agree and are going down the route of censorship instead. Since our options are censorship or censorship, the point was to discuss which type of censorship is least bad.
 

Plurralbles

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Soylent Bacon" post="18.192636.6081636 said:
WOOOOOAAAAH, hold on there. The internet has become a huge part of everyone's daily lives. You would be deriving minors from a much more important part of their life than something like smoking. Most importantly, people need the internet for school assignments. It also would be very unfair to cut them off from a vast number of sources of entertainment, knowledge, and even a large portion of our culture.

Preventing anyone from annoying selfish players or from "corrupting their minds" is not worth cutting them off from Youtube, Wikipedia, social networks, etc.[/quote

dude, they have libraries with lines of actual BOOKS and if they absolutely need the internet, the library has restricted access to teh internetz that will bring up anything they need.
 

TheFacelessOne

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Don't ban us from the internet because some of us are tards. Judge us all on our maturity. I'm 14, yet I'm not constantly babbling about b00bies! or usin wors language evar. I can see where you're coming from, but I seriously oppose it because it won't work.

If you must do so though, just put like a maturity test or something.