Ban children from the internet

[Jezzascmezza]

No, don't ban them.
I like hearing their squeaky voices when I kill them in Halo or COD

 

[Wardnath]

Why was he suspended? He made the thread because of some news show or something, it wasn't his opinion.

I reported him for calling someone an idiot. That plus this is basically a troll thread.

I think it's funny that I got probated for telling someone they're ignored (I fail to see how that's trolling, let alone listed on the guidelines), yet I flamed someone earlier and got away with it.

Edit: I'll just leave this here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship

 

[Malyc]

I started the Internet life at 12, year later...became a not complete idiot. More of a dick yes, but less of an idiot.

Edit: What I mean is, how about we allow children to get on the Internet if they are mature? Oh, and they can't use their voice...ever. Not until their balls drop.

Not even then. I think i have run into about 4 ppl in any online game who didn't immediatly start spouting off like some random gangsta from downtown Chicago, or shout "I JUST OWNED YOU BIOTCH!!!"

Its always the most noobish people who do it too...

Finally! Someone else that understands me!

This may be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Aright! We must band together to ban noobs from using the mics.

We will be like a roving Biker Gang! Noobs will tremble upon seeing us!

Hell Yeah! The only question that remains is... Where do we START? I mean, theres so many noobs out there that we have to come up with some sort of plan before we can begin this venture.

 

[Malyc]

These people can't seem to understand that...IT'S NOT THE WORLD'S JOB TO RAISE YOUR CHILDREN AND PROTECT THEIR INNOCENCE. Do it yourself. Be a less shitty parent. Watch what your kids are doing when online!

EXACTLY, not to mention the irritating voices and immiturity of the kids who think their badass on halo and MW2 and other games like that. Im getting sick of hearing "Oh yeah i have a girlfriend and im not a virgin and im not 10 years old and i own at this game" its really starting to piss me off.

I usually target that person only at that point... (4th headshot in a row on noob)
"NOT SO SKILLED NOW ARE YA???"

 

[Stuntcrab]

I only hate the ones that are maybe... 6-10 that sound like a baby and WHINE ALL THE TIME
Example (and the other videos on that related list) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epLCpSqrQBo

 

[II2]

No. Annoying, but sooner exposed / faster 'ramp up' to level of competent user. Become contributor instead of liability.

 

[jasoncyrus]

OH NOES CHILD GROOMING is often bitched by people who want to ruin the internet. So rather than fuck it up for everyone, why not ban under-18s? That way any situations involving children being raped are on the parents' heads, the internet doesn't "need" to be made into a shitty virtual Disney world and as soon as you hit 18 you're free to enjoy it as you like.

Morning TV show was yesterday whining about children using chatroulette and being "exposed" to guys jacking off on webcam, hence the thread.

Thoughts?

Wow, silly silly quite frankly Draconian reaction. Simpler solution, simply make chatroullette for Adults only. Thus resulting in no tv shows pissing you off and resulting in us nothing having to see you whining about children.

Theres no login, no verificaion, hell not even a warning of potential nudity. So instead of bitching about the tv show, ***** about the site instead. Grow up already and stop blaming the media for the hysteria. They only get their material from idiot webmasters like those who built chatroulette.

My generation saw things like rotten.com etc when we were growing up. Guess what, we turned out fine. You had the interenet as a kid, you turned out...ok I guess?

In all honesty, if any 14 year old is stupid enough to not know how to bring someone along for protection when meeting someone, it's called natural selection. I knew this shit when I was 12 so if I can have that much sense, so can they and those that don't can be disappeared for all I care.

EDIT:

Also if they did ban children from the internet, they would have to ban hysterical over reacton type people too....which would mean we would never see you again.

 

[Malyc]

I started the Internet life at 12, year later...became a not complete idiot. More of a dick yes, but less of an idiot.

Edit: What I mean is, how about we allow children to get on the Internet if they are mature? Oh, and they can't use their voice...ever. Not until their balls drop.

Not even then. I think i have run into about 4 ppl in any online game who didn't immediatly start spouting off like some random gangsta from downtown Chicago, or shout "I JUST OWNED YOU BIOTCH!!!"

Its always the most noobish people who do it too...

Finally! Someone else that understands me!

This may be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Aright! We must band together to ban noobs from using the mics.

We will be like a roving Biker Gang! Noobs will tremble upon seeing us!

Hell Yeah! The only question that remains is... Where do we START? I mean, theres so many noobs out there that we have to come up with some sort of plan before we can begin this venture.

Know any Large Elementary Schools?

Theres a couple up here north of the metro in MN, I think we could probably start there, but idk what kind of results wed get... everyone up here is already screwed up from the winters XD

 

[Popadomus Ohio]

bear in mind that even if you hate kids, when you grow old, they will be the ones in charge of looking after you.