Recent content by Seth Smith

Custer's Revenge, or whatever it's called, is a game I wouldn't mind having banned.

Girls have been getting shorter lately. I've seen so many that are under five feet. I wonder that aspect has changed over time. I think they used to be a lot taller on average than they are now.

Ha. My dad's all Fox News-watching, liberal-hating and such. I have a drastically different opinion from him on just about everything, but he's completely cool with it. He knows well enough to put superficial things like that aside. I think the only time I was in a situation like yours was when...

I don't usually make a habit of watching boring movies, I like to think I have good pre-judgement. I guess two movies I've seen that are snorefests for me were Lord of the Rings and Lady in the Water. Got so bored I stopped watching about halfway through.

I personally think that the people who have an intense dislike of Gamestop just happen to have a really crappy local branch. All the ones I've been to are just fine. Plus, since I only buy PS2 games that came out five years ago, everything's really cheap. And the people know more about games...

Define "serious crime show".

I think you should replace the future weapon with Obama. For example, "It was the year 2077 when Obama's destructive power became truly apparent. Women, children, men, even the animals and plant life were not safe from the terrible destruction of the Obama administration." Then post it on Sean...

I watch SVU sometimes, and I find segments like this kind of funny. I'm sure there are people out there who are as addicted to the online world as that Jeff guy is, but what caught me as over-the-top were the cheesy lines. "Plug us back in!" "Pause the game, man!" Just makes me grin.

Hmm. I should look at my laptop sometime. I bet it could play some games. I think. I like laptops.

Myself! What? I trust my own opinions, and the guy always seems to review in a way I totally agree with.

I would go into To Kill a Mockingbird and kill a... mockingbird. After that I guess I would try and make myself at home in 1930's South. Maybe use my power of being white to help further the cause of brothas in the south. I would be like the ultimate MLK, except white and thirty years earlier.

Oh it was the first one. So I got ripped off, huh? I figured. Good to know! Thanks, man!

Okay. So I have this cousin, see, and last summer he was selling a bunch of his stuff because he was broke. I happened to have a job then, and one of the things he was selling was an unused copy of Prince of Persia. You know, the Xbox one. So I was like, "Everybody tells me this is a great...

Extreme veganism. Everyone's a vegetable.

Oh, so that's what those are. Hee, alarm.