Recent content by Sharpsky

"This calls for celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!. . . Wait, scrap that, cheese for no one. That can be just as much a celebration if you don't like cheese."

You know, I walk in to this thread, I can see whats going on with the rope pretty clearly in my head, so I start to feel good. And then. . . .. there's this. Edit: And for the record, I think you'd end up squished as if the portals hadn't even been there.

"It's not so much that I know what I'm doing, it's more that I flail with enough confidence and force that no one notices I don't." or "In theory, theory and reality are the same. In reality, theory and reality are different"

From the wonderful world of Oblivion: I had just walked down a ladder onto a platform that was probably about 4ftX4ft. I stopped for about five seconds to admire the burning corpses hanging from the ceiling and the apparently bottomless pit that surrounded my little piece of floor. I turned...

Captain Bloodloss

"Got a light? Me. . . I've got a light. . . "

For coming within inches of winning a game of "capture the flag" almost single-handedly. I was so close to the goal with the last flag when I was kicked that when the screen went black I honestly expected the end-game scores to pop up.