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    Zero Punctuation: Dragon Age: Inquisition - Fantasy Commander Shepard

    "I wonder who Lady Shayna is?"
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    Zero Punctuation: Dragon Age: Inquisition - Fantasy Commander Shepard

    Glad to hear a well-known critic talk about the hair in this game. I must have spent (no joke) 15 hours replaying the opening scene trying to build a character who didn't look like they had plastic hair. Also, the lack of sideburns as a facial hair option made me sad.
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    Well that was so not worth it.

    Try getting 999 seconds in the Cucco dodging minigame in ALBW. Your reward for that? A one-time gift of 3,000 rupees, and a giant Cucco who sits beside the pen and heals you for exactly 1 heart every time you talk to it. At least the Ice Arrows were kind of cool reward for doing a nifty dungeon...
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    So I just discovered that one of my university housemates is a YouTube celebrity

    I can understand that. I've edited it now.
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    So I just discovered that one of my university housemates is a YouTube celebrity

    Is that a new rule? I've been coming here on and off for years and I've never heard of that. If it is, I apologize. EDIT: I apologize even if it isn't a new rule. In fact, I'd say that's even worse on my part.
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    So I just discovered that one of my university housemates is a YouTube celebrity

    I just watched the Copyright episode of the Jimquisition and he mentions someone named 'Northern Lion'. I thought to myself, "wasn't that the XBox Live account name we all used in university?" One short search in YouTube confirmed it. Same bald head, same stubble, same black-framed glasses...
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    Why are men attracted to lesbians?

    I've always sort of wondered the same thing. Lesbian porn? Sure, I can see why guys watch that, for all the reasons posted here. Not really big on it myself, but I'm not a big porn watcher either. Real lesbians? Meh, I just don't get it. I remember one of my co-workers once saying, "There...
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    New Super Smash Bros. Roster Discussion

    Marry me. But seriously, Nintendo should do something with this franchise, even if it's only an assist trophy or a minor reference. Just enough so that us few, proud fans of it know that they haven't completely forgotten it.
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    The Big Picture: That's No Moon

    Yeah, pretty much. Parts of the EU are more important than Bob implied, though it is funny that he used an image of Splinter of the Mind's Eye in reference to it. That particular book is about as 'uncanon' as it gets when it comes to Star Wars EU, considering in it... ...and that it also kind...
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    IGN's Review of Blops2: Gay Porn, Dubstep, Nazis, & PowerRangers

    That was highly entertaining. I liked this little gem at the end: "9.0 It's okay" One last zinger, yah?
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    New Evangelion 3.0 rebuild trailer released. New Characters and Eva revealed.

    Yay. On another note, my friend has this crazy theory where Rebuild is actually a sequel rather than a reboot. He cites the fact that the Lance of Longinus is on the moon from the beginning rather than it being thrown there midway through the series as proof. I've not heard of any official...
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    Probability in Games (XCOM)

    I'll just jump in here for a slightly tangential comment. Yes, XCOM uses a seeded random number list that it draws from every time it needs to do a calculations, just like most Fire Emblem games (the two on the NES and the first one on the SNES don't do this, actually). And yes, in both games...
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    I find XCOM really difficult

    You have a certain degree of control over the pace of XCOM, despite appearances. The game tries to trick you by labelling certain research or engineeering projects as 'PRIORITY', but you don't have to research those as soon as they become available - in fact, it's probably suicide if you do. If...
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    Let's talk about Bleach

    See, I'm not entirely convinced that the quality of the show went completely downhill after the 3rd season. The good parts of Bleach (crazy, mindless action, fist-pumping awesome moments, etc.) never really got any worse for me. It's just that after the 3rd season we stopped getting just stray...
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    Let's talk about Bleach

    Eh, I'm pretty neutral on Kenpachi Zaraki, to be honest. I understand the point of his character, and I he's involved in some great scenes, but I was never really enamoured with him like it appears a significant portion of Bleach fandom is. I'm definitely not saying it's a show everyone...