Recent content by slapme7times

All these societies have one thing in common, one fatal flaw that prevents them from ever functioning... They tolerate failure. Windows Vista is crap? why don't you rebel by getting Windows XP, a product made by the exact same company, sold for the exact same price. The entire concept...

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Orange box. more stupid HL2 puzzles that are no longer clever nor innovative 3 years later... TF2 was intriguing, but the gameplay didn't hold me the way the graphical style did... all flash an no substance. Portal was great, but 2 hours long, Twilight princess Metroid prime 2, 3...

perfect review... but i must say, I am an atheist, and I will, have, plan, etc, to burn your house to the ground with you hog tied inside it. that, or send you through a wood chipper feet first =) hahahah =) just kidding !

also... you forgot the social aspect of all multiplayer... isn't that of some value to you? you write off halo, cod4, etc, do you not enjoy social online experiences with the best AI physically possible, the human mind to fight against? how can you not appreciate the value in that?

so did you purposely omit bioshock, mass effect, assassins creed, etc because you wanted to prove a point? Japanese game development has been sliding steadily downhill since ff7 on the ps1 and majora's mask on the n64... i'm sorry, you're being a pretentious asshat to write off games just...

Sony obviously had Insomniac make the game with the full intention that it would crush the Souls of everyone in Manchester.... I wish we could let our childish religions go. Jesus himself was executed for Blasphemy against the predominant religious authority in his homeland.

these reviews are honestly the most cleverly coordinated 2 minutes of audio and video i've ever seen... lol =) my god just fantastic. i also hate the wii. ocarina of time forever, bitches! oh yea, and multiplayer goldeneye forever, god damn stupid nintendo and their lack of online-ness...

the online integration of the 360 is revolutionary... it's one friendlist for every single game, with voice chat support it all games, with free headsets passed out with every console to make sure everyone has one, with a universal message and voice message system that's all stored on...

only 30 million units, and cartridges scared off 3rd party developers... but my god... the n64 has some of the best games of all time. ocarina of time majora's mask golden eye perfect dark banjo kazooie banjo toowie super smash bros. super mario 64 starfox 64 - i mean, the...

and after the printing press came the bible... mass manufacturing stupidity via a mass manufactured book of lies! =)

as for the one click mac mouse... why if i have 5 fingers on my right hand, can i not have more than one button on my mouse? psychotically deluded apple loyalty creates psychotically flawed products... like the one click mouse, for instance.

the wii is doing well because it is attracting an audience that isn't frugal with their money... idiot consumers and non gamers... but to be honest, the wii hardware is selling at a 10-1 ration with their software... these people are buying wiis for the hype, but then not purchasing any...

i certainly think the zune 2.0 has a much better chance of gaining marketshare than the first zune did... let's hope someone can break apple's iron fisted grip over the mp3 player market. it's not good for business to have consumers buy apple products regardless of their feature set/value in...

BAFTA was such a sham... gears and bioshock should have swept everything. next time, maybe they'll play the games before they dish out the accolades? let's hope spore turns out to be as awesome as it sounds... i don't like that will is dumbing it down for the sims audience... let's hope...