Recent content by Slift

English is basically the world's language anyway. It's stolen from so many others (Welsh, German, French... Etc) that it's established itself. While agreeably it's the single most annoyingly hard language to get a grip on... I don't see it falling out of use very soon. Nor do I hope for it to...

Red-eyed demon child? Really... Just turn everything on the flipside and enjoy being the weird person... You scare them enough to be called a 'demon' have some fun with it! Red eyes? Psh, it's who you are... Scare away the weedy ones by being mock serious when you say in a deep voice 'there...

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Stumble, clutch broken nose... wonder dazed what the hell just happened. Did anyone catch the number of that bus that just hit me? I sure as hell didn't ...Also, i'm surprised so far at all the people that'd swing back.

Naruto... Every character from it ever... BUT on the side of all possibility. Otis from Dead Rising... Considering he loves to call me mid happy zombiciding to tell me to go somewhere to do some shit or... Yeah, i don't play the game itself that much, just a good thing to do if you want...

PETA is just sad. Really, really sad. That being said... I agree totally with this. There has to be a law SOMEWHERE that prohibits single braincells per person distribution. Sea kittens? God, I mean... I didn't have respect for them before... But that day PETA sank for 'Annoying retarded...

1 part Bronze. 4 parts Bolts. 1 part Steam. 1/2 a part The chugging of an engine. These are the ingredients needed to make something so blatantly awesome you stop and stare. Mix in a bowl, stir while picking out what your recipe will end up as (Batter is very versatile.) Pour...

First i heard of Twilight my reaction was 'lol wut?' Then i read a bit more... And anger grew, anger and sheer 'WTF?' I STILL cannot get over how bad the writing is. I read two chapters on a bet, threw down the book in disgust and paid my friend the $50 i bet him that i could read the...

Perfect Dark. Ala Perfect Dark Zero without the massive amount of bone and soul crushing fail. The Star Wars: Jedi Knight games would be nice done with force unleashed graphics, i'd die a content old man. (For those of you who get the joke, I applaud) That's it for the graphic updates...

Eeeeeeeeh. Both. *Ducks the flurry of bricks* On one hand, I really like Final Fantasy Tactics. Okay, not 'like'. Love. And I did enjoy Digimon World: Dusk. On the other, I do enjoy my Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic... Even if two was really... Really 'Huh? What's going on here...

First time xbox live on Halo 2 at a friends place. Was on the map pack level with the kinda O center place with X walkways spreading out of it. Cant be bothered to remember the name. Anyway, first few seconds of the game I see someone and throw a grenade and run off (In a different...

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12 guage shot gun with nails welded to the barrel as an improv mace when out of ammo and in need of reload. Failing that, A lightsaber, yellow blade.

I'd say Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic, but the fundamental question arises. Are we stuck to the game's levels as the world we choose? Or do we get to go out into the unexplored wilderness hinted or shown? If it is the first, I do not know of a game world i would like to live...

Hmmm, GTA 4 Star wars Galaxies (Admitted, no real end... But I've had the thing for three years pissing around and I still don't have a level 90) Spore (Got up to Space stage, got bored doing random odd jobs for aliens that keep attacking me) ...And probably much more.