Recent content by Something Witty

Oooh now I want you to offer tours. I only live 15 minutes away!

squeezing a log in such a delicious...

That picture is amazing. I don't like Origin because they forced me to buy Mass Effect 3 over it instead of just putting it on Steam like a sane person/hivemind. Of course I should have taken the hint and not bought ME3 at all...

Statham is far too young to be the best action star compared to Arnold. Maybe after Statham does some better movies. You have to admit the Terminator series, Total Recall, and the Running Man were some of the best scifi action movies of all time. Nothing Statham has done garners that kind of...

If you haven't checked out Frictional's first foray into horror, the Penumbra series, make sure you do.

I'm really interested in seeing how many subscribers WoW is going to lose after the end of October and the annual pass contract runs out. I'm still paying for a game I haven't played in 6 months :( Yea I know, my fault.

Probably run the nuclear power station. Or the train depot.

God the worst thing they could do at this point is reveal that Yogg Cthulu of the Thousand Tentacles is the end boss. I'd probably have to at least watch the video.

I don't mind it at long as the general shape of the ear is maintained. Its when you start looking like you a trying to create loose loops of skin on your head that I get grossed out. So, to be on the safe side I'm just gonna stick with the "Don't want" camp.

I'm just gonna leave this here. <youtube=73Wb14NZ01E>

At least the PS3 can act as a (pretty crappy) Bluray player, something my PC has yet to be able to manage. Of course thats because Sony is more short-sighted than a dwarf baby at a Christmas parade when it comes to releasing their codecs...

Until children start consuming smartphones en masse there will be a market for dedicated handhelds. That said if you are an adult and you carry a Nintendo DS around with you so you can play Pokemon...well just reread that sentence.

I'd say Ninja Gaiden died at 2. One of the things that made Ninja Gaiden (once you go Black you don't go back) amazing was that its story was batshit insane; just intelligible enough for a basic plot but crazy enough to lead to some awesome settings and fight sequences. I'd say 2 failed in that...