Recent content by soulless_lover

my family moved every four years, almost to the day. i was in more schools than i can count on one hand, and i was always the new kid, so i never really had time to make friends. since both my parents worked, i spent almost all my time alone, reading books and eating. needless to say, i was...

i figured out the deal with Santa Claus when i realized that he, the Easter bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and my mom all had the same handwriting. also: - sit too close to the TV for too long and you'll go blind - don't eat the green ones or you'll die (said of bananas, plums, cherries...

can i just say you're awesome? that has to be one of the best and most intelligent replies to an inflammatory statement i've ever seen. plus, those muttonchops rule everybody and their grandma. :D

my first job was at a Toys R Us. in the year that i worked there, i saw about ninety million personal checks, and just about every one of them had a different spelling of the store's name on the PAY TO THE ORDER OF line. you'd think TOYS R US would be pretty easy to spell, but apparently not...