I could defend myself with a deoderant bottle, hairbrush and a pen. Oh an like 4 bottles of nail polish. If I had access to a lighter I COULD be ok.. but highly unlikely.
"If you eat your crusts/carrots/green things you'll get hairs on your chest" - I'm female so this failed
"if you eat your *aforementioned food items* your hair will grow curly" - still straight
"wash behind your ears or potatoes will grow there"
"Santa will bring you presents if you're...
I have walked out on:
Meet the Spartans - Ugh
Saw 3 - noisy screaming locals
I watched 30 minutes of
Southland Tales - wait what???
The Last Legion - fastforwarded the rest
I watched 10 minutes of
The Eye (the jessica alba version) - copycat
Alone in the Dark - yawn
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