Ok i should be kind of alright. I keep my baseball gear in my room so i have 3 aluminum baseball bats, helmet, and batting gloves. Should be able to smash in a few heads with some protection.
Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)
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Having now closed a door, my arsenal just changed to a towel on a hangar... Douglas Adams would be proud.
There's also a book bag, a fanny pack and a tote, but the towel seemed the most practical of the Paranoia-style weapons assignment system.
There's also a book bag, a fanny pack and a tote, but the towel seemed the most practical of the Paranoia-style weapons assignment system.
I could defend myself with a deoderant bottle, hairbrush and a pen. Oh an like 4 bottles of nail polish. If I had access to a lighter I COULD be ok.. but highly unlikely.
I've got a half-drunk bottle of cordial, a cup full of pencils and pens, a speaker, an iPod connection cable, a wallet, a torch, a shoebox and a large mirror which is attached to a slider door that is then attached to my large clothes wardrobe. Immediately inside that wardrobe is not only a selection of long coats which could be used for looking awesome in a zombie apocalypse, there is:
A baseball bat, a toy guitar, a large collection of child's literature from my kiddy days, an air bed, and a pump for blowing up aforementioned airbed. Not to mention the other insignificant items around in there which in Resident Evil style I consider not useful enough to post as a possible zombie-slaughtering device.
If this was Dead Rising, I would undoubtedly be a zombie's worst nightmare. However, it is not, so it is more likely I am lunch.
A baseball bat, a toy guitar, a large collection of child's literature from my kiddy days, an air bed, and a pump for blowing up aforementioned airbed. Not to mention the other insignificant items around in there which in Resident Evil style I consider not useful enough to post as a possible zombie-slaughtering device.
If this was Dead Rising, I would undoubtedly be a zombie's worst nightmare. However, it is not, so it is more likely I am lunch.
... A spoon, dirty plate, a bunch of empty cans, my hat, belt, TV, PS3 and a plastic sword. Great. Just what I always needed.
As I'm sitting here in my apartment's living room, I actually have lots on hand. Within reach [I'm 6'3" so I've got reach] I have my over-flowing liquor cabinet [Molotov's] a kerosene lamp, an authentic Katana [over my mantle] and various spiky-blunt objects easily on hand.
That and a few rounds of 9mm and .40 cal left over from Range days... and after actually looking, a decent roach to puff off and toss @ the walking dead after soaking em in alcohol/kerosene.
I'm good and set.
That and a few rounds of 9mm and .40 cal left over from Range days... and after actually looking, a decent roach to puff off and toss @ the walking dead after soaking em in alcohol/kerosene.
I'm good and set.
