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    Escape to the Movies: Super Mario Bros. (Rough Cut)

    You had fun with this, didn't you?
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    Large Hadron Collider Could Be World's First Time Machine

    I'm not sure if this is fucking awesome or freaky.
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    Trailers: Portal 2 TV Spot

    Fun. With science. Who woulda thunk it?
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    Daily Drop: Noodle Cake

    This show continues to provide me with a daily dose of slow-motion joy. Keep it up.
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    Creature Caster Masters: A Challenger Appears

    Decent series so far. Not quite great, but not bad. The voice acting is irritating though.
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    Trailers: Monkey Quest Exclusive Trailer

    As it is overseen and distributed by Nickelodeon, I'm very skeptical of this title. We shall see.
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    Anonymous Strikes Back, Hacks "Internet Security" Firm

    As good as the people working for the feds are, the best hackers out there will always be the ones living in subterranean caverns with a permanent CRT tans.
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    Daily Drop: Rockfish

    Holy, mother of the son of a used-car salesman's creepy uncle! That made me freak out more than the first time I was Goatse'd.
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    Trailers: Crysis 2 Be Strong Trailer

    5 bucks says the computer required to run this at maxed out graphics hasn't been manufactured yet.
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    Daily Drop: Koosh

    While this series will eventually get old, it won't be for a while, and in the meantime... there will be win.
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    Game Dogs: The Hand of Fate

    I've been waiting a LONG time to use this, so without further adieu... ***** GOT OWNED!
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    Zero Punctuation: Transformers: War for Cybertron

    Please continue to make the fanboys cry. This episode of Zero Punctuation was exactly what I needed to brighten up my day. Thank you.
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    You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

    Don't date. Bandannas are silly, especially if you're shirtless.
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    If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

    I would quietly leave before the furry version of King Leonidas woke up and started running around mostly naked and screaming at the top of his lungs. Then I would get a bagel sandwich.
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    Poll: What's your favorite type of soda?

    Root Beer. There is not contest.