Recent content by Squoze

BUWAHHAA we have Quidditch here at my university. It hardly deserves NCAA recognition.

Meh, I got this rant from my high school teacher years ago, nothing new. The supporting actors in Gran Torino were atrociously bad, not much to say about that movie. Sunshine starts off great, but then the plot takes a horrible plunge in the final third of the movie.

I studied this debate in history class! Aside from the belief at the time that the nukes would bring about a quick end to the war, Truman wanted to show the Soviets that the US wasn't going to be jerked around. Remember, the USSR had plans to invade Japan. Therefore, Truman was under pressure...

I shall follow the timeless traditions of my country when I tell my kids: "I'm not gonna talk to you about the birds and the bees because if a bird fucks a bee, that's an ugly baby."

Elisha of the Old Testament. He commanded a couple of bears to maul 42 young teenagers to death after they made fun of him.

I find a bunch of European accents sexy. But I do work in a store where lots of hot women from those areas like to shop soooooooo that may have influenced my tastes.

There are enough attractive people out there that there shouldn't be any need to pursue your cousin. "I'm a mother-lover, you're a mother-lover..."

The good ole M16 when I was like 8 or 9...interesting story really ^_^ And there was archery club in middle school, as well as outdoor PE were we shot at targets all day.

"I stay up playing games on the computer, and I got a 32 on my ACT and had a 3.9 GPA in high school. And you know what I did the day before that ACT test? Played video games. My dad yelled at me, then I woke up the next day and scored in the 99th percentile of every person who took that test...

The movie Wanted. Not necessarily a bad movie, but once I read the graphic novel, seeing how they cut out a major topic from the film annoys me enough to like the original graphic novel more.

I would slowly take off my clothes until the teller could no longer stand the sight of my hairy body and give me the money.

The original intro riff for Asher Roth's "I Love College" was stolen from Weezer's "Say it Ain't So". From what I read on the internets Asher had to go and change his intro once Weezer found out.

The Shōryū-ken. Along with her sister ships the Hadōken and the Tatsumaki-Senpū kyaku! Yes I just made a monopoly on Street Fighter's signature moves.

NBA Jam baby. I use those rules every time I play any game with a ball. Three in a row of whatever and we light the ball on fire.