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    Zero Punctuation: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

    Not really no. This was the only Mario game where a certain individual came up and destroyed both kingdoms. (Which is the "politics don't work part") In other Mario games it's just the Princess being kidnapped and you having to go save her from some random place Bowser is, and Mario is usually...
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    Zero Punctuation: Wii Sports Resort

    No because it's the same goddamn thing. At least shooting games TRY to change the pace a bit. Wii Bowling remained identical in both games.
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    Wii Sports Resort

    You prefer video game bowling to real life bowling? Heh, whatever floats your boat dude.
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    Zero Punctuation: XBLA Double Bill

    No even Yahtzee knows that particular "game" sucked ass. I think he called it "Sonic Now Loading" or "Sonic vs. the Camera". His point is old games are bad compared to nowadays games. This is very true, however some game developers it seems continue to love making old mistakes over and over...
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    Zero Punctuation: XBLA Double Bill

    You know he's right. If you play Twilight Princess BEFORE you play Orcana of Time (Like i did) you will find TP to be better. Simply put it's newer and i never new that the gameplay was borrowing from OOT. Either was as technology advances games get better and the older games are left in the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Braid

    Actually it could be because video games just don't hit off as much in Australia. I mean yes they get a fair amount of attention, but no one really cares about them as much as you people in the U.S do. Definetaly not Price fixing and really i don't think our dollar is in much trouble at...
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    Zero Punctuation: Braid

    "Welcome to my world Mother Fuckers". I laughed pretty hard when he said this because, living in Australia i know how he feels. Still seeing him not give half a damn about the prices has inspired me. Oh and in Queensland (where Yahtzee lives) the beaches there are beautiful. Went there for a...
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    Zero Punctuation: Soul Calibur IV

    *Slaps face with palm* Are you serious? He only said he'd go try hard to throw out that technical difficulties thing, making his review ever more funny. Also how do you know that he ONLY tried on hard after starting his review? He could've done it to make the review more funny like i said, or...
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    Zero Punctuation: Soul Calibur IV

    Actually his reasons were quite legit. They wearn't BS. "Also, this is a genre that many people have put lots of effort into, and have got lots of fun out of." Maybe so but Yahtzee got almost no fun out of it, he was able to beat normal AND hard with just the throw button. Deal with it...
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    Zero Punctuation: Prince of Persia Retrospective

    Actually he's right. They spell it and pronounce it like that. America spells it as A-S-S, Britain spells it A-R-S-E, and Australia is somewhere in between. As Yahtzee is Anglo-Australian he leans more to the A-R-S-E spelling.
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    Zero Punctuation: Ninja Gaiden 2

    If america is always right, then Earth shouldn't exist. I've never eaten a dog in my entire life, and i haven't ever heard of anyone in Australia doing so. They eat cats and dogs in China, is that what you were refering too? Why is your economy falling apart and ours is still up high hmm? We...
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    Ugh in both Metal Gear Solid games i've played (1 & 2) i end up skipping most cutscenes simply put, they're boring, they definetaly don't keep me interested, and they're too long. Also i skip most of the codec calls to. Don't get me wrong i do like Metal Gear Solid, and some of the cutscenes are...
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    Zero Punctuation: Haze

    The phrase "To have ones cake and eat it" isn't a literal term. Its a metaphor. There are a few uses for it but basically its telling you not to be a greedy bastered. Although in a literal sense this phrase makes no sense what so ever. It is very resonable to eat a cake you already have. (or...
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    Zero Punctuation: Haze

    Great review, also i picked up on the Evangelion reference. Anyway, Metal Gear Solid 4 and Ninja Gaiden 2 have both come out here. Though they came out the week he was in NYC. I don't think he could've played AND made a review about either on such short notice.
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    Zero Punctuation: No More Heroes

    He was using it to describe an awkward moment. If u were talking to someone wearing an "I love hitler" t-shirt, it feel a bit awkward.