Recent content by sueyed

http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=251921 ...less than a month ago: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/newell-lays-into-closed-ps3 Unfortunate. I give it a year before Team Fortress 2 updates start costing you 15 dollars.

Literary works for the purpose of creating a game's story rather than expanding on it are the fake tits of the gaming industry. I hate fake tits.

It's also what gets you 7s and lackluster sales. Bowling mini-games, forced dates and driving your stupid fucking asshole cousin around gets you 10s and game of the year nominations.

What? "War in the middle east"-game isn't an IP. They just do what they've done very well since the first CoD, make a first person shooter about a war.

Chesthair

I love how people that bought it despite being warned have the balls to complain on the forums.

Best review in ages. Thank god I'm not the only one that hates this game.

I... I love him. Getting to ban all these loud mouth thirteen year olds, then having other loud mouth thirteen year olds making youtube videos to which more loud mouth thirteen year olds respond with flames. He's my hero.

Hate them as much as the real life ones. Yeah, we get it, you're angry because your waitress at Mcdonalds wore a burka, or some Jehovah's Witness woke you at 7 am on a Saturday. We care as much about you as we do that Jehovah's Witness, now piss off and stop giving lectures to people about...

Love it

My jaw wasnt made for 4 minutes of tearful laughter. Auw.

They don't all look the same. They are all equally angsty and repetitive and no self-respecting western adult would ever go near one. Same can be said of any western Shooter I suppose. No wait scratch that. Same can be said of any game that's not Beyond Good and Evil and/or was not made...

Modern Warfare 2 is the most important release of the decade. It's the perfect cheap skate attraction, keeping all the assholes that love double shotgun-ing their way to an AC-130 carepackage without moving from a 3x3 area away from games that aren't horrible. Because let's face it, those...

I'm pretty sure this man just compared the Taliban to Nazi Germany. I shall now attempt to resist jumping on the opportunity to call him an ignorant, short sighted American that couldn't tell the difference between the holocaust and a newscast. Yeah I failed.

The "happy new year" was delicious.