Recent content by Tattaglia

Hey, I like pants. What do you have against pants, man? Are you some kind of pantsist? PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE RUINING THIS COUNTRY.

That bit from The Darkness. If you've played it, you know the part. My exact words: "Great, I'm just in time to save h- wait, I can't move? Fuck off, let me move! They're not going to... they won't, I'll manage to break away befo-" *BANG* "Ffffuuuck. Wait, what am I doing now... oh, shit."...

Was it just me or was there an excessive amount of grunting in that trailer?

Nauru. Ripped shamelessly from Wikipedia - "Nauruans are among the most obese people in the world. 90% of adults have a higher BMI than the world average. Nauru has the world's highest level of type 2 diabetes, with more than 40% of the population affected. Other significant dietary-related...

For fuck's sake, stop waving your e-peens around by stating how much you paid for your computer. OKAY, WE GET IT. YOU GOT A GREAT DEAL. YOU KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND A COMPUTER. Fuck. And keep in mind not everyone lives in the States or in the UK. These parts cost a lot of money to ship in to...

Fallout 2. Twenty minutes in - 'This temple part sucks. So does this village.' Forty minutes in - 'This village sucks. Go to the Den? Well, okay.' An hour in - 'I'm offering to help in a gang war? I can sell Sulik into slavery? Was that a car?! Awesome!' Two hours in - 'Fuck you...

That prick Reaver from Fable 2. I don't care if he's voiced by Stephen Fry, he's pure evil. But he's with the good guys? He murders a side character that's been around since the very beginning of the game, tricks you into sacrificing your appearance or the appearance of a stranger, and then...

God how I love Dwarf Fortress and it's Let's Plays. Every single one ends in disaster, and it is always hilarious and often foreseen. Oooh, controversial!

This is the cream of the crop right here - Thought he was Sudanese? He moved to Australia. He qualifies.

*STOP* "No, you stop! STOP IT! You've made a powerful enemy today, sign." John Dies At The End.

Pretty much, yeah. He argued his case pretty well, while the other guy kinda-sorta didn't. The last minute is especially hilarious - he ends his argument pretty badly.

Is it Dwarf Fortress?

So this is basically an updated version of Battlefield 2? Count me in. C'mon, everyone just calls it AH.

Uncharted and Uncharted 2. I don't know why, but Crushing difficulty got really easy for me by the last stages of the game. You just have to master blind-firing and you've won. That said, the last boss battle of the second game is an exercise in controller-biting frustration. Fallout 3 is...

What, you don't enjoy listening to such gems as "TWOTHREE. ENGAGE-that MAN FAR to our-FRONT."?