Recent content by tattooedsaint87

Get into cover. Hunker down. Shred tank types with heavy weapons. Hold until game over. Sometimes it's better to draw and save face.

This is something I have been thinking a lot about recently... Can you be eccentric AND still be cool? Granted, I'm not Stephen Fry eccentric/cool, but I do consider myself the cooler of my friends (Yes, that is very bigheaded of me, but you don't know my friends...) even though I have...

Atlas Shrugged. End of.

Too true, sir. I once heard that KJI had declared nuclear war on Kelloggs for not supplying him a different toy in his cereals.

Let's be honest: North Korea wouldn't fire a nuke at America - America would blow North Korea to the dark side of Narnia sooner than Kim Jong Il could press the button. That said, America is like the bully of the school playground: He taunts you to your face so you take a swing, whereupon he...

I think I've been fairly fortunate in my rather short lived love life so far... Girlfriend 1 tried in vain to sell my PS2, which I did... to buy a PSP. Girlfriends 2 and 3 didn't have a lot to say because we only went out for a few weeks. Girlfriend 4 was AWESOME! She was a fantastic...

People who say depression is "something you get over" are a load of wankers. I'm in a similar situation - I lost my plot a year ago. I still occasionally get into a downer. Generally a lot of the time I stay away from my 'triggers' - my ex girlfriend, photos of my late father etc I used to...

Please press 'Reset'.

I'm tattooed, I (thought I'd) found God, and I was born in 1987. Simples.

Normally, spiders. Fuckin' hate them. But... The blue ringed octopus.

Amen. If the little **** thought he was that hard he should've taken on the heavy-set guy.

Funnily enough I've often thought the same thing. I've found (as other people have commented) women aren't interested in what us guys say - they want to hear what they want to hear (if that makes sense) When they ask "Does my arse look big in this?" The answer might be "Yes it looks like two...

Thank God! Someone else has noticed it! You know what I think it is? Lack of decent gaming. I mean look at us guys - We play COD, HALO, GoW, L4D, etc - we all know how to go insane - its on the legions of terrorists/aliens/zombies/casual gamers that clog up our games and online experience, not...

Hell no, man! She asked you what you thought... But take it from me: nothing against your girlfriend but women are all the same - they're a difficult species to understand. They normally totally ignore anything you say when it's nothing to do with them - notice all the groups on FaceBook...

By telling me her ex fingered her in the back-seat of his rice rocket...