Recent content by The Geek Lord

I would have Hazama from BlazBlue and the Joker both point at the most bizarre background things happening around me. And have Hazama scream and rant about how he fucking hates cats every time my cat walks in to use me as a scratching post. I'm not sure what this would sound like. It is...

Haven't played the game, probably never will. I'm just gonna say this though: It's a Batman game. Batman. You know, FUCKING BATMAN. The series about a guy waltzing around dressed as a rodent beating up bad guys who just sort of "are evil." I mean, when you willingly work for the fucking...

Use only your bare hands to tell me what a bear tastes like. You can cook it though. ... What? You can totally do that in class. Just waltz in to class with a bear and fight it to the death in the middle of a lecture. The teacher will also be a badass if he manages to completely ignore you...

I've read a few books that I've really enjoyed, but nothing that can really pull any emotions out of my cold, black heart. Besides maybe anger when you use the wrong form of you're/your or there/their/they're.

Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places, but I've never seen a film that made me feel anything, and it's incredibly rare for me to find a book that even slightly interests me. Mostly because there's always some key word on the back of the book that makes me want to stab a puppy. OH HEY...

Depends on what game you're playing. BlazBlue compared to 90s fighting games? Evolving to be easier. It has better game mechanics that generally work in a much tighter, much more accessible way. (Unless you're playing the game on hard or above and fighting unlimited mode characters. Unlimited...

I clicked on this topic just when a friend PM'd me this pleasant little gem [http://shimmie.katawa-shoujo.com/image/1775.png]. YOU'RE WELCOME So no, no I do not scream when scared, startled, or surprised. I will admit that I jump, though.

This. I have had some AMAZING failures in games... In Ace Combat ZERO I managed to crash on takeoff. See, what'd happened is I found a glitch, where I had somehow turned in just the right way where my plane could angle itself upwards while still on the ground. I kept angling up and up and...

Have sex with me This. Monster Hunter--particularly the older ones (Freedom Unite and past) have some stupidly hard boss battles. And the entire game is boss battles. (Fuck Teostra. FUCK HIM WITH AN ICICLE MADE OF PURE BULLSHITIUM.) Also, Shin Megami Tensei. Or, judging by Radiant...

Nah, I'd say the PS3 gets any form of hate not because "Sony is a bunch of cunts," but because it's a Sony product and will pretty much explode if you spill something on it. Well that and continuously fighting the losing battle against piracy that screws over no one BUT the people who do pay...

I think FFV13 is the only FF game I've ever actually wanted... I'd still get DQX first though, if only because I have a great amount of nostalgia for that series.

2012 release? Remembering DQIX we'll probably have to wait until... Like... 2015. (Which will probably be when ProtonJon releases his next episode of Let's Play Superman 64!)

Portal. I quite honestly refuse to play any game that has a fan following that act like a bunch of self-righteous twats who know exactly one joke that they never shut the fuck up about, and also have a tendency to flip the fuck out upon the revelation that yes, some people have not played...

I get a PS3 finally and then get run over by a car driven by a Scout cosplayer who then comes out to beat me to death with a baseball bat screaming "MOTHER BONKING PC GAMING FOREVER BOINK."

No supergreatfriend [http://www.youtube.com/user/supergreatfriend]? Seriously, no mention of SGF? Did I skip over a post by accident? Escapist... I am disappoint.