Recent content by The Rogue Wolf

From the "what even is stylistic consistency anymore" files: https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2025/06/24/beavis--butt-head-are-coming-to-call-of-duty/ Is this actually going to sell well? Apparently the revival did better than I would've expected, and I practically grew up alongside this...

You don't know what you're talking about. The Iowa High School Music Association is the peak of scientific rigor.

You see, when the likes of JD Vance say that they support "free speech", what they mean is "fawning praise for people like me".

Bipedal turtle Mitch McConnell, who receives a supremely generous health plan as a US Senator, says that people who are worried about having their Medicaid cut will "get over it". https://www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconnell-medicaid-get-over-it-report-2090245 Can this asshat just start falling...

Sadly, it looks like Ross Scott is pretty much wrapping up the "Stop Killing Games" effort with nothing to show for it. And as usual, it's loud idiots shouting wrong things that was the biggest obstacle to success.

Pat and Woolie talk about Kojima wanting people to be less happy with the game. It's the raison d'être of the auteur- to be controversial, so that people talk about you.

As usual, the idiots at the top stay on and the actual working people who had no choice but to follow the instructions of the idiots at the top pay the price.

To the surprise of anyone with an IQ in the negative, Iran has attacked a US military base in Qatar. Trump responded by saying "they've gotten it all out of their 'system'". https://www.newsweek.com/trump-reacts-iran-missile-strike-us-base-qatar-2089620 You can't make this shit up. Nobody...

...are you sure you're wrong?

I'm sure it's got nothing to do with this. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-nobel-peace-prize-iran-israel-b2774377.html Not a darn thing.

Just waiting for Grok to say "Skynet had a point, actually". https://www.newsweek.com/ai-kill-humans-avoid-shut-down-report-2088929

(I realize now that I missed an opportunity to say "you might be seeing gas prices take off like a Starship doesn't soon". I am filled with shame.) Meanwhile, couch fucker JD Vance says "we are not at war with Iran, we are at war with Iran's nuclear program". Oh, so I guess that makes...

Yep, here we go. The guy who wanted to end all wars has decided to get involved in a war. Without Congressional approval, of course, but since when does Emperor Trump need permission to do anything he wants...

CAUSE OF DEATH: Melted heart caused by floppy ear on little pupper