Recent content by the_merchant_of_evil

Elder Scrolls: Oblivion...The "Hey, there's something coming to attack you!" music starts up, and I draw my claymore, then I start spinning, looking, looking everywhere... The music keeps going...It's getting louder, louder, LouDer, LOUDER... ... ... And then it stops. And then a daedric...

I'd like to finally see a driving/facing game with truly realistic vehicle damage models. Just once I'd like to drive into a concrete pillar at 50 mph and see the car crumple, the windshield shatter, hear the engine grind to a halt as it's crushed against an immovable barrier, and preferably...

Albedo from the Xenosaga trilogy. Set aside the fact that he's basically invincible, and his sheer evilness is still enough to scare the piss out of me. He's completely insane due to his merging with the power of UDO, and you spend half the trilogy just chasing him around the galaxy, watching...

Blast From The Past Playing Wolfenstein: Enemy Territoy, I spawned right in the middle of an up-close-and-personal firefight. First reaction, fire. What do I have? A rocket launcher. The feed on the screen prints out "Team Kill, Team Kill, Team Kill, Team Kill, Suicide, Kill, Kill, Kill"