Recent content by TheDarkArchon

Fable: The Lost Chapters: A lesson on how not to do make a RPG and a lesson on how not to port to PC. Halo 2: No, scratch what I said above, THIS is a lesson on how not to port your games to PC. Also, the game itself is really boring, second only to Metroid Prime: Hunters in the "Most boring...

I only found two uses for Tails in the Mega Drive games: 1) Testing for bottomless pits. 2) Generally torturing for my own personal amusement.

I don't see British slang in there at all. I see a British spelling, but not slang.

Yahtzee wasn't complaining about the controls: He was complaining how matches were complete clusterfucks because it was difficult to make out what the Hell was going on.

Nah, he just likes the solid gold reactions from the fanboys.

You do realise you could complete that quest by causing a cave in, right?

It'll be something to do with marketing, since that's always high on Apples priority list.

Wow, cocksuck much? As for the video: For hardcore WoW fans only.

N64, without a shadow of doubt. Analogue stick too far away from everything else and the really awkwardly placed Z-button killed it. Then again, I'm of the opinion that the N64 should have been a complete disaster.

No, I happen to be a Gerbil.

I'll quote PC Gamer here: "Delayed, then suddenly released. WTF?"

Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, boobies, jugs, nipples, jugglies, stonking great tits![/yahtzee]

1 minute. He'd get cut off during his anti-American rant in his MoH review.

This years biggies for me were Super Paper Mario and Halo 2 (PC). The former for having tons of potential and turns out to be really boring, with some of the game feeling like padding (See the ZP review of one such section). The latter for being a pathetically port of a game that, as I found...

Because your PC doesn't have the magical Cell and/or Blu-Ray?