Recent content by TheTygre

My man. It's not even the shit-talking that bothers me. It's when there's one guy on the voice chat breathing into his microphone heavily like he's auditioning for amateur porn.

I have to wonder how much of this hypothetical avoided controversy is based on certain characters in DoA and now DoAX.

I'm just sayin'; one issue at a time here, that's all.

Adding to the general consensus of the 3DS. The Wii U has some great titles, but a limited library, and even now it doesn't get as much love.

Ooooh. Buddy, let's not open the 'artistic merit' can of worms. That's a long and dusty road that goes nowhere good.

Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

Right. So it's real. Now we can throw it on the pile with The Gospel of Judas, The Gospel of Magdalene, The Gospel of Thomas, The Apocalypse of Peter, and all the other unofficial New Testament documents.

This game is stupid as Hell. It doesn't explore any ramifications to Dracula being in the modern age. He still does all his stealth missions in a giant red cape. He turns into a swarm of rats and throws bats at enemies. Satan apparently rules the world via genetic engineering space marines. You...

That is another unique feature to Bosch's paintings; one can hear them as much as one can see them. The clamor and chaos of the settings emanates into the viewers' mind, and always in the background of one's contemplation is the eternal cacophony of the surreal. Whether it is the Temptation of...

So they're making a Heavenly Sword movie... without Andy Serkis. I'd say that's like going back and remaking the Street Fighter movie without Raul Julia, but they did that. And how the Hell is it that this looks less graphically impressive than a PS3 launch game?

Hey! -Billy Zane- is always relevant. Always. Remember when he was Ansem in the first Kingdom Hearts? Well you do now!

In 200 years, no one will remember your name. (Don't try to live immortally; live worldly, live for the now, knowing that your life is already book-ended.) Work hard and your dreams still may not come true. (That's just being optimistic.) Your soulmate would be just as happy with someone...

Please, let's not do this. Look, I'll be up front; I love the Dante's Inferno video game. It's a juvenile and vulgar exercise in adolescent power fantasies that weakly stems from about half the necessary character action system required for a satisfying experience. But I've still played it...

YES: ALL THE METAAAAAAL. Would you believe I wasn't a metal fan until I read the epic Avatar fan-comic/atrocity How I Became Yours? It's true. We were story-timing it on /co/ one night, and I saw my brothers in despair. I did the only rational thing a man can do in that situation; I started...

I dunno if Alphonse is a shining example of what to do. I mean, he's got nobody that he really sees eye-to-eye with, so all his problems ring hollow. And I don't care how metal he acts, I think he's really a tin soldier at heart. Still, better life lessons that Shinji got. All Shinji' mom...