Recent content by toastMonger

Needs more Matt, his punmanship is best.

Yeah, looks like they "came up with" smoothies. Or possibly exceedingly thick smoothies with added preservatives. I'd put the Pepsi marketing department up there with car insurance marketing companies for groups I'd most like to see inexplicably swallowed by the earth, possibly having their...

Spanish ¡No puedes competir conmigo, gorila grande como un gringo! ¡Tu madre fue una amante de pollos! ¡Ay! ¡He sido Golpeado acerca de la cabeza por una mariquita que lama botas!

so... is the proper response to the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, a. We don't need no water let the mother fu**er burn, burn mother fu**er burn? or b. We don't need nothing, but weed and a lighter. Hmm, apparently b has been edited out of existence from a large part of the...