Recent content by TomCorf

Movie: Clubber Lang from Rocky III, man he was an asshole. Biff Tannen from BTTF, you get to know him across different alternate dimensions. Lazlo from TS3, how could he do that at the end!? Teasle from Rambo, he just bullies Rambo and won't let him go!!! TV: Polymorph from Red Dwarf...

fuck it... i'm addicted The Evil Terror Of The Snow It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Justin Bieber and Wolverine went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Justin Bieber hit Wolverine in his nose with a big deadly iceball. It hurt a...

okay one last one :P The Miracle Of The House - Elf Chuck Norris hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a jujitsu trained elderly lady being held at gunpoint, worrying about the condition of her casserole. He loathed it. Every December, Chuck Norris would...

sorry, just have to post another one :D The Adventure Of The Octopus George Bush and Hideo Kojima were out for a harrassing Valentine's walk in the space core. As they went, Hideo Kojima rested his hand on George Bush's urethra. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day...

Sluggishly Tripping Milton tripped along seductively. He was on his way to meet his lover, Brian, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a leoplurodon hopping along, carrying a meatball in its mouth. Milton was almost hiding in the closet when he came across a jiggly cake, lying alone on a...

When I accidentaly skip a cutscene and there's no way of replaying it. OR AUTO-SAVE! EVERY FUCKING GAME SHOULD HAVE AUTO-SAVE!!! Grrrrr... was playing Half Life the other day on ps2 and I died on the tunnel rail system part. But I didn't save and I found myself back on the transit system...

My worst nightmare is that my school is attacked by terrorists - but time freezes a few seconds into the attack and I'm left wondering around the school with frozen images of my friends being held at gunpoint or running for cover. Then, I see my best friend with a gun to her head. I try to pull...

Darth Vader: 'I, am your mother!' OR (Scooby Doo style) 'So, God, lets take off this mask and see who you really a-OMFG ITS FREDDIEW I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!'

Some of the more electro songs on Kasabian's Empire album make me feel like playing Deus Ex - most notably 'Stuntman' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Smh6oBYyMI

Best thing i have ever heard anyone say: (whilst playing sims) 'I KNOW YOU FUCKING TIRED, BUT IF YOU DON'T GO THE CRAPPER NOW, YOU'RE GONNA SHIT THE FUCKING BED!!!' that game kills relationships

Why don't George and Lorraine McFly realise that the kid that helped them get together in the 50's looks exactly the same as their 1985 son? Many moons I have spent pondering over that question...

I usually prefer realistic gore with a couple of extra blood spurts or limbs flying everywhere because it adds satisfaction. i also think it makes games a lot more immersive if you shoot a guy and you see his arm fly off right in front of you, as oppose to him just falling down. in games...

squidwards suicide, creepypasta and this game is a joke

CTHULHU!!!

I always wished there would be damage bars for each individual limb like in fallout3 and new vegas, where it fucks you up if ur limb gets crippled. and is it too much to ask to have games that contain realistic damage hits, wounds, dismemberment, and a bit of clothes shredding?