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    Is it weird to fancy a game character?

    GLaDOS really floats my boat.
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    15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

    MGS3 Patriot has the solution to all your ammunition problems.
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    ~ME AND MY...SANDVICH!~

    Chorizo and Gouda cheese for me. Throw in a couple sliced jalapeños and toast that *****, you're talking my kind of sandwich.
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    My kingdom for a quote

    In that case, why not put "Veni, vidi, veni. In your face."
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    Banned from the UK

    Allow me to take centre stage to answer this question as my fellow Brits have not done so yet, cjbos81. A chav is a loose definition of someone deemed by most to be human scum. They usually drive cars that are cheaper than the sound system they ram into it, then blare shit drum and bass from...
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    Poll: Mental illness: a conspiracy?

    I think there are varying degrees of fakery for dyslexia. I'd imagine it's a very easy excuse to make if you're a bit thick, but I know a guy who genuinely struggles, get him to read a line out loud and he'll get the words right, but in the wrong order. He's an intelligent person, has rebuilt...
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    Girl Gamers: Who are You?

    Perhaps instead of how do you look, you could rephrase it to what culture interests and influences you, i.e. clothing, music, film and media? Then you're still getting the info you need, in a less intrusive-sounding manner.
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    Girl Gamers: Who are You?

    Here's a serious answer for you, as it sounds like you're trying to make a decent effort with your project (And because trying to get a serious answer on the 'net is about as productive as pissing into a strong wind most of the time =P). My girlfriend is 18, lives in England (as do I) and she...
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    Comfort Food

    Slabs of cheese and a huge dollop of mustard on a plate. Dip cheese in mustard, hey presto. It's gotta be English mustard mind! Or if I have them, pistachio nuts. With a bottle of Corona. God damn I'm hungry now.
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    Don't help, it's a trap?

    There's a lot of cynicism and apathy in this thread. Where's the love? I don't post often, but I have a couple stories relating to this so here's my contribution: I was stopped by a young lad whilst I was walking the last few hundred yards to work, and he seemed genuinely upset that he...
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    Your favourite music in videogames?

    Primal for the PS2, band called 16volt did the entire soundtrack. Slightly electronic punky metally angry guitar music. I like! Also Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. I like also.
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    The lies you were told as a child.

    How has no one has mentioned the lies that petrified me as a child? - "If you bite your fingernails, they will grow into fingers inside your tummy." I was expecting a horde of little fingers to rip their way out of me at any moment for a good few days after that one. - "If you swear your...
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    = Achievement Alley = -Which Is Your Favourite-

    Rock Band has to have the best titled achievement I've ever seen. Completing the career for drums on expert - "AN-I-MAL!!" - Okay so I haven't done it but I fully intend to after I finish with hard! As for one I've actually done, "Closure" - Finding all the puzzle pieces and completing Braid...
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    What would you name "Dog" from Fable 2?

    Already have =D *High Five*
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    Scariest Enemies in Gaming

    Not so much an enemy, more a couple scenes from the first Silent Hill. The first consists of a wheelchair in an alleyway with one wheel still spinning, that was eery. The second is when you're caught in another alleyway with chain link fence along the sides, some sort of dream world I think it...