Recent content by Tyrphanax

The spooky bits.

In related news, Japan experiences a rise in rape cases.

Final Fantasy should have ended with the first one; or they should change the name from "Final Fantasy". I'm really quite tired of seeing sequels for a game labeled "Final"; it seems to me that it's oxymoronic to have eleven plus final-somethings. They're all horribly poorly-acted games...

Why?

Only a year late, at least.

The Germans also thought the Holocaust was a great idea. Disclaimer: I am German, I can say these things.

Simply put; Customisation equals Fun. The more of yourself you put in your avatar, the more you get out of the game.

I, for one, am shocked.

Perhaps forty-nine percent of men should spend some time learning the ins-and-outs beyond the in-and-out of sex, and this wouldn't be a problem. Women are more flexible in that way anyway, so it's not really a surprise. Yes, I made a pun.

Thank you, various sources of fear-mongering. Video games are the new rock music.

Hold on, let me try to feign surprise.